Coming down your way, DNC, more trouble

Have you ever driven down a poorly marked road at an intersection, where this happens? (please do not infer political labelling to the situation described). From the left, all the way from Pakistan, the Amazing Disappearing Awan Brothers mobile computer store semi-trailer truck of used computers and useful data. Now coming from your left, the San Diego ballot box boohoo (see below) and coming from dead ahead, the rolling barrage of the Beck Fraudsuit, with targets DNC and Darling Debbie?

What to do? What to do? Do you back up? Do you stop? Do you attempt to squeeze past the rolling artillery fusillade laid down by the Beck Bullshit-destroyer Brigade? Do you run over a guy who has gone through his 30 year subscription of National Geographic and now wants to turn more pages?

One guy. How tough could that be? Seth Rich? No big deal. Just botch a robbery and have it managed by DWS brother. Shawn Lucas, a hopeless junkie, barely able to breathe for the last 5 years of his life due to his voracious appetite for Fentanyl and muscle relaxants (s/)? Not to tough--just add a little Kratom to his daily breakfast of enough Fentanyl to kill a horse. Easy peasy. Me, I head straight for that trouble-making punk and run him over like pancake.

So what's the deal here about a pesky gnat trying to make up conspiracy theory shit about a believed Amerikkkan institution, the Decidedly Not Copacetic private men's club of rich, mainly white men, smoking cigars and drinking whiskey?

Well, gotta admit, this poor dude doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of surviving a direct run-in with your mighty Heavy Duty Silverado. Heck, probably couldn't stand up to a mini Cooper.

But yikes! Whadda 'bout the onrushing Awan-mobile coming from your left. And if you turn right to squash the gnat, exposing you broadside to a rolling barrage from the BBB. Decisions, decisions.

My first impulse would be to tie DWS to the front grille and ram the ballot-counting bastard. That would also be my second, third, fourth, and fifth impulse.

Speaking of DWS, I have a picture of Darling Debbie's sensational smile:

Oops! Wait a minute. Do I hear the steady rumble of Abrams tanks behind me? Does this truck have an ejector seat? I'm getting the Hell outta here. Bye DWS--take care of yourself and give my love to Imran.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCoV2i6uuw]

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Alligator Ed's picture

I was torn between "Trouble, Trouble" by my favorite band and Savoy Brown's "Coming Down Your Way"

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ronJihTbDtw]

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lunachickie's picture

@Alligator Ed when I got to the very end, to the video, I clicked the "play" button, halfway-expecting the needle to go skritttttching across the vinyl for like, four seconds or so...

(then I saw it was an actual song, but didn't play it, 'cuz mr. luna is still sleeping! Foghat is a good choice, though Smile )

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

Pricknick's picture

What to do? What to do? Do you back up? Do you stop? Do you attempt to squeeze past the rolling artillery fusillade laid down by the Beck Bullshit-destroyer Brigade? Do you run over a guy who has gone through his 30 year subscription of National Geographic and now wants to turn more pages?

"I look around for women and children, midgets and dwarves, cripples, war widows, paralyzed veterans, people with broken legs, anyone who looks like they can’t move too well — the emotionally disturbed come in very handy at a time like this. You might have to go out of your way to find these people, but you’ll get out of the plane a lot goddamn quicker, believe me."
The Immortal George Carlin.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Lookout's picture

However I suspect the CIA and FBI are involved and will do everything to obscure and dismiss. That's also my suspicion about the Clinton Foundation's dirty business...too many powerful people involved and on the take for it ever to come out...at least with the current corporate news media.

Thanks for your efforts to shine some light on this sordid affair.

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”