In another blatant case of the Media's Hatred for Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz was arrested with an unlicensed, fully automatic, Russian Made Assault rifle, opening fire on Left Wing Protestors on 5th Avenue, in what official reports describe as a case of "Justified Self-Defense".

Several twitter campaigns have sprung up already, showing the Grass Roots support for the beleaguered Congressperson, who has been under relentless assault from the right wing for nothing more than her Gender.

"It's Tragic," said an unnamed High Level Source, "That such a relentless fighter for the rights of the people would have her name smeared in such a manner."

DWS has taken her complaint against the officer to the highest authorities, as there is camera footage of the officer wrestling her to the ground in a blatant attempt to stifle her speech. The camera footage clearly shows the officer seizing the property with unjustified force, since DWS has never been arraigned or indicted for any crime, and as such the blatant seizure of the gift from future President Clinton is completely irregular and a baldfaced attempt at manufacturing a crime.

"Several of the Protestors were throwing Newspaper Bins" Remarked unnamed bystanders, "I don't know why they're going after this innocent woman, when clearly she was well within her rights to defend herself."

It should also be noted that several death threats were made against DWS, and therefore her reaction to the blatant aggression is both justified and rational. After all, she was merely vacating a bank, where she had made a large cash withdrawal, with the aid of a teller who is currently being prosecuted for giving the banks money away at gunpoint to an unnamed individual the same day.

It should also be noted that the left wing protestors were mostly made up of Nazi sympathizers dressed in body armor and wearing facsimile badges for the NYPD. Any person who doesn't feel the need to open fire in that situation is clearly a purist who believes that any violence at all is unjustified.

(For those who don't speak Snark... THIS IS A JOKE.)

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