Today in Russia-related news
CDC Health Alert
Due to a nationwide outbreak of Russian Agents hiding under America's beds the CDC has issued these guidelines.
1) Resist the urge to reach under your bed and grab him. Remember he's just as scared of you as you are of him. He'll likely try to bite you.
2) Talk in a calm voice. Preferably a Russian lullaby. Then draw him out with food.
3) Let him smell your hand before trying to pet him. Be gentle.
4) Once you have a leash on him, bring him to the local humane shelter where he can be dewormed and deprogrammed.
Economic Warning
Economists reported today that Russian Agents are now Russia's leading export, surpassing oil and mail-order brides.
Economists also issued a warning that Russia has exported so many Agents that they are in danger of exceeding global demand.
Congressional Democrats Discover Putin Is To Blame For Everything Bad
The House Committee To Investigate All Things Russia has uncovered evidence that Putin is to blame for everything bad going all the way back to the beginning of time.
"It's really a stunning discovery, " said a leading Democrat. "The 2016 election. The 2014 election. That time I got caught taking a bribe. Putin is to blame for it all."
It's not a surprise that Democrats uncovered irrefutable evidence that everything bad that has happened to the Democratic Party is the fault of Putin. What shocked the committee was the discovery that Putin was also to blame for gum disease, the Fall of the Roman Empire, marital infidelity, and even things that haven't happen yet, such as the Democrats approaching defeat in the 2018 elections.
"The important take-away from this finding is that the Democrats do not need to reform and stop taking corporate money," said a leading Democrat. "It's our duty to focus all the attention on Putin."
Putin vows to kill Superman
After his successful conquest of the United States, Putin announced his plans to destroy the Justice League.
While sitting on his throne in his Fortress Of Eternal Darkness, Putin told reporters that his plans to rule the universe for all eternity rested on his ability to destroy Superman once and for all.
"To accomplish my evil plans I have enlisted Lex Luther as my associate," Putin said while slowly stroking a white cat in his lap.
Putin was delivering a speech to his countless minions at press time.
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All together now:
All together now:
Vlad Vlad Vlad Putin
Russia's greatest sex machine....
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore
@Johnny Q Did I tell you about the
Not joking.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
I am so glad I didn't have to
go to TOP for the safety tips.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
You must be bored
gjohn.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Out west where I live,
they like to hang out at Walmart. I think they figure they can infiltrate mainstream Amerika best from there, easier to fit in because there are a lot of eastern Europeans in this area. One of the reasons I don't go to Walmart, but also because I hate rich people and try not to make them more rich.
The Russians are coming, The Russians are coming!
Isn't this just amazing? How stupid can people be?
I got bored, went to TOP.
It is a given the Russians cost Her the election. I mean, it is the unquestionable TRUTH there.
And Trump conspired with them! It is true!!!!
Ian Riefowitz' front page post is just unreadable, so I glimpsed at the first 6 comments.
That is the blog of Establishment Dems.
To be a good Dem, you must be corrupt AND bat shit crazy!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Yep, they are bat shit crazy according to Caitlyn
She has been on fire lately and her take down of the Hillary democrats is a fun read.
Good ole Dick Cheney has responded to the Russian propaganda and of course he agrees that they interfered with the election.
Then there's her take down of the democrats who are buying this bullshit.
And then there's this guy. Remember when it was only that Russia hacked the DNC? And now we are hearing that they have done so much, much more, but they still haven't shown us any proof.
I too wonder what happened to their thinking skills.
CStS has the best sigline about putting women's genitals on hats and wearing them.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
@snoopydawg Hillary loves Kissinger
Oh, wait! Obama made nice with McCain. And Mittens.
By GAWD, I AM seeing a pattern!!!
I love CSTS' sig line.
All my life, I have been taught to cover up and use or refer to my vagina in a discreet, yet personal and normal way. It is what it is, and should never have political or economic implications. I am human first, woman second. Gender was not to be used for or against opportunity. Look to merit. Look to brains.
It took Hillary to make putting pussy replicas on mens' and childrens' heads cool, baby. So cool.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
@snoopydawg Heh. Maybe I should go
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth
when I read your comment.
Yes, go back to the other sigline. I smiled every time I read it.
Hope you didn't miss his safety pin that shows that he is offering safety to the Muslims because of Trump's supporters.
Good ole Dick, always thinking of ways to help others
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
@snoopydawg If Cheney offers
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Dems prove Russiagate
really!
Very cute. Every one of her links to a website
goes to a picture of Bernie smiling and laughing.
It's so absurd that anyone can believe the hype that grows bigger and bigger every damn day.
Hillary only blamed Comey for her losing the election until people started saying that Trump was Putin's puppet and that he had been grooming him for years before he even thought of running for the presidency. Almost every day there is a new allegation pointing collusion between him and Putin.
And a lot of people think that Bill put him up to run as a joke.
The whole Russian propaganda is the democrat's WMDs. And people are falling for it.
If I shake my head anymore I'm going to give myself a concussion.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Ian Riefowitz??
I read that as...
Leni Riefenstahl
Edit: Ok That was in poor taste.....Sorry :/
I want a Pony!
@Arrow Actually, I thought that
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
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Well done!
draw him out with food
Caviar and vodka are recommended.....
(Warning: may be NSFW!)
[video:https://youtu.be/e8EHdC1BSaA width:500 height:350]
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
@thanatokephaloides If this goes on much
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Russia plays April Fool on the US
You've probably seen this one. True story:
Mon Dieu! Russia is winning our hearts and minds. We will probably greet them with candy and flowers when they come to take over America.
Carry a burning candle and share the light.
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@Pluto's Republic I heard the recording, in
@ChezJfrey
It's the lack of mental health care taken by The Parasite Class...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
I didn't realize it was this easy
to completely destroy the much vaunted American democracy.
Harmonic convergence @1:45
The US has fallen hopelessly behind.
Little wonder that Russia controls our elections.
Carry a burning candle and share the light.
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Keyboard and accordion are too much.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
Maria Zakharova schools US State Department
Here's hidden camera view of Maria secretly celebrating Russian success in the complete destruction of American democracy:
@CB Aw man, she rocked it
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
That woman will be the next
president of Russia after Putin's next term. She has an awesome intelligence backed by a wicked wit. Very few men can stand against her.
@CB Fine with me! Aside
My hope is that she is rational.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
I don't think she'd put up with US nonsense, as president.
Putin is exceedingly patient, he listens carefully, responds thoughtfully, and occasionally cracks up when reporters are ridiculous.
Zakharova strikes me as someone who would grab a nation of fools by the balls and explain how things work in the civilized world.
Carry a burning candle and share the light.
.
Yep. But she is patient enough
to give short history lessons to stupid American reporters.
With all this Democratic 'angst'
The Russian imperial standard might fly tomorrow at Chez Bollox.
Just flew the Breton flag for a visiting colleague from Brittany, which he found very entertaining.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
Culpa de Rusia
This goes into the classic
This goes into the classic file! Thanks for some much-needed giggles.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.