Maybe I should start writing essays on "Today's hypocrisy" as opposed to "Today's Humor". I see very little funny in current political news. Maybe I have a shriveling sense of humor (though some might doubt I ever had one). You can't go 24 hours without some monumental bits of hypocrisy. They are so common as to be as grains of sand and therefore ignored due to desensitization.

Now, before I get to the great advice, let us track Bill's career (truncated for sake of space requirements).

Bill Clinton at one year old:

Then as we all know he served (whom?) as president. There are only pictures available of his impeachment proceedings, which I thought not appropriate for his biography here.

After the White House, Bubba became a great philanthropist (his favorite charity of course being himself). Alas, though I tried, I could not find any pictures of Willy giving money to people, yet there were many irrelevant photos of him taking money from people--but we won't go there.

After spouse Killary lost to the worst candidate, besides herself, he vanished from the scene. This aroused considerable speculation about his health and whereabouts. In fact, I have located this photo of reporters trying to elucidate his well-being:

In hushed tones, the reporters asked "is he dead yet?"

After receiving a brief course of treatment with green poultices, he morphed into an elder statesman, from which position he now advises the American people on what they should do. This is a recent picture:

Now here, for the first time in months following the near-drowning of spouse Killary, are his words of advice.

People who claim to want the nation-state are actually trying to have a pan-national movement to institutionalize separatism and division within national borders all over the world...

Many think that George Soros had a hand in writing this, which is untrue, but I digress.

He goes on to state:

It's is a very old story and it always comes down to two things...are we going to live in an us-and-them world, or a world that we make together?

It is my belief that he was seriously mis-quoted. First quote has been corrected:

People are actually trying to have a pan-national movement to eliminate national borders all over the world...

Secondly, we must accept the second part of his advice:

It's is a very old story and it always comes down to one thing...are we going to live in a world that we takeover ?

Bubba does not think Mr. Trump is taking the correct actions in Syria, because there are not enough of our Armed Forces in Syria to rescue their citizens from Assad (or from Sadam or Gaddafi or who remembers all those guys).

I have clear, photographic refutation that Bubba is mis-informed about our troop deployment.

To enhance his goal of getting together, he hopes to invite Mr. Putin to a UNITY talk about Syria, ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings. My informants, who of course must be kept secret, tell me that Vladimir Vladimirovich does not want to have a tea party with Bubba or President Trump.

I am told that Mr Putin had a rather graphic response to this call for UNITY: