Open Transphysics 01/19/16

Fear and trembling, there be, these days, there in the realm of the Science Men, because it is a-feared that, and very soon, said Men will reach the Outer Limits, of what it is possible for them to Know.

"The next few years may tell us whether we'll be able to continue to increase our understanding of nature or whether maybe, for the first time in the history of science, we could be facing questions that we cannot answer," Harry Cliff, a particle physicist at the European Organization for Nuclear Research—better known as CERN—said during a recent TED talk in Geneva, Switzerland.

Equally frightening is the reason for this approaching limit, which Cliff says is because "the laws of physics forbid it."

The first Problem is the Higgs field.

According to Einstein's theory of general relativity and the theory of quantum mechanics—the two theories in physics that drive our understanding of the cosmos on incredibly large and extremely small scales—the Higgs field should be performing one of two tasks, says Cliff.

Either it should be turned off, meaning it would have a strength value of zero and wouldn't be working to give particles mass, or it should be turned on, and, as the theory goes, this "on value" is "absolutely enormous," Cliff says. But neither of those two scenarios are what physicists observe.

"In reality, the Higgs field is just slightly on," says Cliff. "It's not zero, but it's ten-thousand-trillion times weaker than it's fully 'on' value—a bit like a light switch that got stuck just before the 'off' position. And this value is crucial. If it were a tiny bit different, then there would be no physical structure in the universe."

Why the strength of the Higgs field is so ridiculously weak defies understanding.

The second Problem is dark energy.

"We don't," Cliff admits, "know what dark energy is."

But that isn't the Problem. This is:

"Dark energy should be 10120 times stronger than the value we observe from astronomy," Cliff said. "This is a number so mind-bogglingly huge that it's impossible to get your head around. This number is bigger than any number in astronomy—it's a thousand-trillion-trillion-trillion times bigger than the number of atoms in the universe. That's a pretty bad prediction."

And so, concludes Cliff, "we may be entering a new era in physics. An era where there are weird features in the universe that we cannot explain. An era where we have hints that we live in a multiverse that lies frustratingly beyond our reach. An era where we will never be able to answer the question why is there something rather than nothing."

Martin Luther King, whose birthday last Friday it was, mentioned physics in the last speech he gave, on April 3, 1968, at the Mason Temple in Memphis, Tennessee.

The physics of Bull Conner & Co. Which was, as King explained, surmounted by the transphysics, of King and associates.

We aren't going to let any mace stop us. We are masters in our nonviolent movement in disarming police forces; they don't know what to do. I've seen them so often. I remember in Birmingham, Alabama, when we were in that majestic struggle there, we would move out of the 16th Street Baptist Church, day after day; by the hundreds, we would move out. And Bull Connor would tell them to send the dogs forth, and they did come; but we just went before the dogs, singing, "Ain't gonna let nobody turn me around."

Bull Connor next would say, "Turn the fire hoses on." And as I said to you the other night, Bull Connor didn't know history. He knew a kind of physics, that somehow didn't relate to the transphysics, that we knew about. And that was the fact that there was a certain kind of fire that no water could put out. And we went before the fire hoses; we had known water. If we were Baptist or some other denominations, we had been immersed. If we were Methodist, and some others, we had been sprinkled. But we knew water. That couldn't stop us.

And we just went on before the dogs, and we would look at them; and we'd go on before the water hoses, and we would look at it, and we'd just go on singing "Over my head I see freedom in the air." And then we would be thrown in the paddy wagons. And sometimes we were stacked in there like sardines in a can. And they would throw us in, and old Bull would say, "Take 'em off," and they did; and we would just go in the paddy wagon, singing, "We Shall Overcome." And every now and then we'd get in jail, and we'd see the jailers looking through the windows being moved by our prayers, and being moved by our words and our songs. And there was a power there which Bull Connor couldn't adjust to; and so we ended up transforming Bull into a steer, and we won our struggle in Birmingham.

So it's okay. The fear and trembling of the Science Men, for the end of their physics. Because already there exists transphysics.

Which is easily apprehended. As King also said in that speech, you just "go up to the mountain. And look over."

It's a very good speech. Worth a listen. In full. Some time.

But it really doesn't matter with me now.
Because I've been to the mountaintop.
And I've loooked over.
And so I'm happy tonight.
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm not fearing any man.

Transphysics.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixfwGLxRJU8]

The Kenyan, he and his people are meanwhile spinning their ur-wheels in primitive bomb physics.

This guy, he said he wanted "a nuclear-free world," and promised that during his administration the United States would create no new nuclear arms. But this vow has since morphed into sorta his version of The Clenis emission of "it depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

Because the Kenyan's bomb-boys, in "modernizing existing weapons [to] produce a smaller and more reliable arsenal," are careening down a mad path in which "the smaller yields and better targeting can make the arms more tempting to use—even to use first, rather than in retaliation."

The overall plan was to rearrange old components of nuclear arms into revitalized weapons. The resulting hybrids would be far more reliable, meaning the administration could argue that the nation would need fewer weapons in the far future.

Inside the administration, some early enthusiasts for Mr. Obama's vision began to worry that it was being turned on its head.

In late 2013, the first of the former insiders spoke out. Philip E. Coyle III and Steve Fetter, who had recently left national security posts, helped write an 80-page critique of the nuclear plan by the Union of Concerned Scientists, a private group that made its name during the Cold War, arguing for arms reductions.

The insider critiques soon focused on individual weapons, starting with the B61 Model 12. The administration’s plan was to merge four old B61 models into a single version that greatly reduced their range of destructive power. It would have a "dial-a-yield" feature whose lowest setting was only 2 percent as powerful as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945.

The plan seemed reasonable, critics said, until attention fell on the bomb’s new tail section and steerable fins. The Federation of American Scientists, a Washington research group, argued that the high accuracy and low destructive settings meant military commanders might press to use the bomb in an attack, knowing the radioactive fallout and collateral damage would be limited.

Some of the biggest names in nuclear strategy see a specific danger in the next weapon in the modernization lineup: the new cruise missile, a "standoff weapon" that bombers can launch far from their targets.

They argued that the cruise missile might sway a future president to contemplate "limited nuclear war." Worse yet, they said, because the missile comes in nuclear and non-nuclear varieties, a foe under attack might assume the worst and overreact, initiating nuclear war.

"Dial-a-yield." "Limited nuclear war." These people have a bubbling brain malformation, and they need to be Treated in a Facility.

Don't "modernize" and "downsize." Just get rid of the goddam things.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7_G2grxJE]

Because they too are unacquainted with transphysics, the folks in the Chongqing military command recently took to the pages of People's Liberation Army Daily to moan and weep that "our military modernisation level is not commensurate with the security needs of the world's largest developing country and the gap with the world's advanced militaries."

Their nutbar General Secretary has urged them to "focus on winning wars as their central task," to "concentrate on the study of military affairs, wars and how to fight battles, and strengthen their awareness in preparing for war at any time."

And so, the military frets, that "whether the armed forces bring glory or disgrace ultimately rests on the basis of the country's power and military's strength," and "once something happens and the armed forces cannot win, then they will be condemned through the ages."

No. That you even thought you needed a military, there in the 21st Century, it is for that, that you will be gently laughed at, and genuinely pitied, by the people of the future, and for ten thousand generations.

There is in this moment a flower blooming in space. It is a zinnia. Here it is:
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I like this story. But it also reminds me of the true-life documentary film Silent Running. Set in the time when the humans have managed to get rid of all the nature on Earth. Everywhere on the planet the temperature is a constant 75 degrees; all the humans have a job, there is no poverty, and little disease. But all the plants and trees and non-human living creatures have been eradicated. What remain of these are enclosed in domes attached to spaceships orbiting out and around Saturn. Until the order comes to jettison and time-release nuclear-explode the domes, and return the spaceships to "commercial service."

Douglas Trumbull, fresh from overseeing the effects on 2001: A Space Odyssey, directed Silent Running, and for a little under $1 million. No one could figure out how he managed to bring it in for so cheap. Except for those who understood he is a wizard.

Then, the film died an ignominious death at the box office. Because, as Trumbull put it, "I didn't know that I was part of an experiment by Universal Studios to see if it was possible to have a movie survive on word of mouth alone without an advertising campaign." And so Trumbull was sent into the wilderness, and did not direct another film for many, many years.

The Academy Award nominations for year 2015 were recently announced, and almost immediately thereafter began the ritual wailing and rending of garments over films and personages who had allegedly been "snubbed," "scorned," "passed over."

Yesterday, Jada Pinkett Smith and Spike Lee, they seriously upped the outrage ante, by taking to the tubes to thunder that they shall boycott the Oscar ceremonies, to protest the non-inculsion, among the nominees, of people with melanin.

Now, such people are certainly entitled to do what they want. But Lee, particularly, has to know that an awards-outfit, intended to bestow honors upon the peak practitioners of cinema, yet one that has never managed to shovel a directing Oscar to people like Charlie Chaplin, Orson Welles, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Altman, Akira Kurosawa, Jane Campion, Sam Peckinpah, Federico Fellini, Gillian Armstrong, Peter Weir, Terrence Malick, or for that matter Lee himself, is one that can't possibly be taken, on any level, seriously.

Truth is, Oscars are almost always awarded based upon arcane, baroque, byzantine, maze-like, quantum-cubed, and/or frankly shiveringly embarrassing factors, that have little or nothing to do with the actual quality of the work.

When you've worked for it, and you've secured it, and you deserve it, and you don't get it, you just have to laugh with it.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IX-sP6QP4k]

Whatever it is, on this Earth, and no mattter how bad it is, that's how you get through.

In laughing.

Long as you can.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzvylMnCe3k]

I'm sure Lee also recognizes that, particularly for performers, there are only two real inside-tracks to securing an Oscar.

The first is to be a comfy Hollywood vet, old, and old, and, therefore, probably dying.

As James Coburn observed, when he received the Best Supporting Actor award for his wisp of a role in Affliction, "this can't be for my role in that film. It has to be for my body of work."

The second—and even more sure-fire method, than the dying—is to play some sort of mutant. Someone gravely physically and/or mentally divergent.

Because Oscar voters, they simply cannot pass up, a good mutant performance.

Just off the top of my beer, I can think of: Fredric March (humble Science Man cum homicidal maniac, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde), Charlize Theron (raped prostitute cum serial killer, Monster), Ray Milland (tosspot DTs-spasming writer, The Lost Weekend), Nicole Kidman (mentally ill writer, The Hours), Kathy Bates (crazed fan who enslaves her favorite writer, Misery), Linda Hunt (female actress essaying male dwarf, The Year of Living Dangerously), Hilary Swank (raped and murdered trans man, Boys Don't Cry).

Of: Peter Finch (insane epileptic TV newsman, Network), Cliff Robertson (retarded man briefly rendered a genius by Science Men potion, then returned to retardation, Charly), Anthony Hopkins (face-eating freak, The Silence Of The Lambs), Broderick Crawford (psychotic Louisiana governor Huey Long, All The King's Men), Forest Whitaker (crazed African potentate Idi Amin, The Last King Of Scotland), Kate Winslet (suicided illiterate Jew-killer, The Reader), Robert De Niro (brutalist pregnant-wife-kicking animal, for which role De Niro "ate his way through Tuscany" for four months to put on 40 pounds for the film's final scenes, Raging Bull).

Of: Ingrid Bergman (woman driven to derangement by Bad Husband, Gaslight), Vivien Leigh (raped, mentally ill, fantasist, A Streetcar Named Desire), Elizabeth Taylor (drunken, abusive fantasist, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?), Ingrid Bergman (suicidal amnesiac herded into a plot to pretend she's a dead royal Russian girl, Anastasia), Josephine Hull (daft old woman who consorts with invisible time-traveling Celtic rabbit, Harvey), Patty Duke (deaf and blind girl, The Miracle Worker), Ruth Gordon (slavering servant of Satan, Rosemary's Baby).

Of: Angelina Jolie (officially diagnosed sociopath, entombed in a mental institution, Girl, Interrupted), Geoffrey Rush (mentally broken bath-shitting classical pianist, Shine), Holly Hunter (mute finger-mutilated pianist, The Piano), Joanne Woodward (screamingly insane woman with three separate personalites, The Three Faces Of Eve), Jack Nicholson (OCD-deranged writer, As Good As It Gets), Dustin Hoffman (autistic gibberer, Rain Man), Harold Russell (hands-less WWII vet, The Best Years Of Our Lives), Jon Voight (paraplegic Vietnam vet, Coming Home), Hilary Swank (euthanised quadriplegic, Million Dollar Baby).

Of: Daniel Day-Lewis (cerebral-palsy sufferer, My Left Foot), Eddie Remayne (neuron-blasted physicist Stephen Hawking, The Theory Of Everything), Lee Marvin (dual role as drunken gunslinger, and noseless gunslinger, Cat Ballou), John Wayne (obese alcoholic horse-crushing lawman, True Grit), Al Pacino (blind, lecherous, alcoholic, Scent Of A Woman), Nicolas Cage (suicidal alcoholic screenwriter, Leaving Las Vegas), Tom Hanks (opera-obsessed AIDS victim, Philadelphia), Julianne Moore (linguistics professor as Alzheimer's-sufferer, Still Alice), Tom Hanks (moron, imbecile, "a pitiful stooge taking the pie of life in the face, thoughtfully licking his fingers," Forrest Gump), Colin Firth (spluttering stutterer who would be king, The King's Speech), George C. Scott (mass-murdering psychopath, Patton).

The message, it is clear, Spike. Write into your films, mutants. Ones that will be like Forrest Gump sugar, like Misery honey, to white people.

Or, not.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvViRsQYGfw]

Spike. I know that you know. That the true transphysical films. Are never really seen. Until years after. If, even, then.

a lot of flowers in this world
are never seen

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=878b3kF6d1U]

Back in September I featured some bits from "Overheard In LA," the LAist feature that purports to record what Angelinos have overheard other Angelinos saying.

Probably time for another installment. Some of these will make it easier to understand why Oscar voters (almost all such people live in and around Los Angeles) vote the way that they do.

—"This is Hollywood. You're going to see some things that confuse you."

—"Wait! We need to cut! The porcupine dropped its biscuit!"

—"It's like 50 First Dates but not romantic."

—"Carol is like The Martian but with lesbians but in New York in the '50s."

—"I saw The Big Short. Y'know, Ryan Gosling. Sometimes he has a beard and sometimes he doesn't. It really changes his appearance."

—"There, now you look like a Sith Lord."

—"He told me that I was the John Travolta of head shots."

—"I was reading your script and noticed there weren't any men in it. I really think you need a male lead character."

—"My dad won't buy me any more minks because the last one got covered in paint."

—"I'm almost financially independent except for my Equinox membership and cell-phone bill."

—"I spent all my birth-control money on Powerball tickets."

—"Siri, show me images of tiny black kittens with silvery eyes."

—"I hate having to shave my balls for work."

—"I have to pee, but that means I'd need to take my chaps off."

—"So my vagina treatment came in the mail today."

—"I lost so much weight after my nose job."

—"Atticus, put on your shoes! We're going for scones."

—"I don't hate brunch. I hate the brunch community."

—"Is the sauce on your chicken wings vegan?"

—"Does the hummus have MSG?"

—"I've bonded with so many people by splitting nachos."

—"Are you educated on the kind of weed you want to smoke today?"

—"It doesn't make you high. It just lets you communicate with the spirit world."

—"So how would you Yelp-review the acid?"

—"I'm getting a tattoo that reads 'Helvetica', but written in Arial.' When a woman corrects me on it, I will ask her to marry me."

—"I like him as a penis, but not as a man."

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NFDgl8TnUE]

I tried to watch the most recent Democratic debate, whatever night that was that it was on, but I had to give it up. Because I couldn't take gazing on the hideous and pronounced moon facies of The Mad Bomber. Her face, it kept getting rounder and rounder—like somebody had pumped her full of mass quantities of steroids, shortly before she went on. Every time the camera panned back to her visage, it seemed that in the interval her face had grown rounder still. And bigger. She was swelling up like a balloon. I was afraid her head would pop, or float right off her shoulders. And I just wasn't prepared for either of these spectacles.

Meanwhile, the Cranky Brooklyn Deli Man, he was reminding me too much of a more presentable version of the addle-pated building-shouter who hangs out down by the ATM machine, the one we call "Old Yeller." And The Invisible Man, his ears, they were driving me mad. They are not actually inhuman, as were the ears of former presidential candidate Paul Simon, but there is still something deeply wrong with them. He needs to grow his hair out, so we don't have to look at them.

So I laid down, and in that way I didn't have to see any of these people, but could just listen to them, instead. And, recumbent, I recalled something Rude, that George Orwell had written, back in the 1940s, whilst gazing upon photographs of those most recently entered into the orders of British chivalry.

Looking through the photographs in the New Year's Honours List, I am struck (as usual) by the quite exceptional ugliness and vulgarity of the faces displayed there. It seems to be almost the rule that the kind of person who earns the right to call himself Lord Percy de Falcontowers should look at best like an overfed publican and at worst like a tax-collector with a duodenal ulcer. But our country is not alone in this. Anyone who is a good hand with scissors and paste could compile an excellent book entitled Our Rulers, and consisting simply of published photographs of the great ones of the earth. The idea first occurred to me when I saw in Picture Post some "stills" of Beaverbrook delivering a speech and looking more like a monkey on a stick than you would think possible for anyone who was not doing it on purpose.

When you had got together your collection of fuehrers, actual and would-be, you would notice that several qualities recur throughout the list. To begin with, they are all old. In spite of the lip-service that is paid everywhere to youth, there is no such thing as a person in a truly commanding position who is less than fifty years old. Secondly, they are nearly all undersized. A dictator taller than five feet six inches is a very great rarity. And, thirdly, there is this almost general and sometimes quite fantastic ugliness. The collection would contain photographs of Streicher bursting a blood vessel, Japanese war-lords impersonating baboons, Mussolini with his scrubby dewlap, the chinless de Gaulle, the stumpy short-armed Churchill, Gandhi with his long sly nose and huge bat's ears, Tojo displaying thirty-two teeth with gold in every one of them. And opposite each, to make a contrast, there would be a photograph of an ordinary human being from the country concerned. Opposite Hitler a young sailor from a German submarine, opposite Tojo a Japanese peasaint of the old type—and so on.

It's hard to stop quoting Orwell, when once you start. So I won't. Yet.

& I'll close with a thing Orwell wrote in his "As I Please" column for Tribune, 72 years ago this Thursday.

A correspondent reproaches me with being "negative" and "always attacking things." The fact is that we live in a time when causes for rejoicing are not numerous. But I like praising things, when there is anything to praise, and I would like here to write a few lines—they have to be retrospective, unfortunately—in praise of the Woolworth's Rose.

In the good old days when nothing in Woolworth's cost over sixpence, one of their best lines was their rose bushes. They were always very young plants, but they came into bloom in their second year, and I don't think I ever had one die on me. Their chief interest was that they were never, or very seldom, what they claimed to be on their labels. One that I bought for a Dorothy Perkins turned out to be a beautiful little white rose with a yellow heart, one of the finest ramblers I have ever seen. A polyantha rose labelled yellow turned out to be deep red. Another, bought for an Albertine, was like an Albertine, but more double, and gave astonishing masses of blossom. These roses had all the interest of a surprise packet, and there was always the chance that you might happen upon a new variety which you should have the right to name John Smithii or something of that kind.

Last summer I passed the cottage where I used to live before the war. The little white rose, no bigger than a boy's catapult when I put it in, had grown into a huge vigorous bush, the Albertine or near-Albertine was smothering half the fence in a cloud of pink blossom. I had planted both of those in 1936. And I thought, "All that for sixpence!" I do not know how long a rose bush lives; I suppose ten years might be an average life. And throughout that time a rambler will be in full bloom for a month or six weeks each year, while a bush rose will be blooming, on and off, for at least four months. All that for sixpence—the price, before the war, of ten Players, or a pint and a half of mild, or a week's subscription to the Daily Mail, or about twenty minutes of twice-breathed air in the movies!

I think Orwell thought the "average life" of a rose to be ten years or so because he lived such an abbreviated life. And because he moved around a bit much.

Around the former place where I lived were "pioneer roses," planted by the women, who latterly accompanied the gold- and diamond-mad men, who streamed in desperation, to what is now, these days, a ghost town.

And, more than 100 years on, those roses are still thriving.

Which is something of a mystery.

Because, as anyone who has ever tried to grow roses around deer knows, deer will brutally chew a rose right down to the ground. And there were, and are, plenty of deer round those parts. But those roses, when I knew them, were unprotected. From deer, or anyone else. And yet they Lived.

And, in growing my own roses, in that realm, I noticed that, after 10 years or so, the roses developed some sort of peculiar protective power. So that the deer could no longer so ravage them.

And so, too, where I live now, I have an old climber rose, so old I can't identify it, and it is right out in the open, where the deer-lips are not all debarred, in any way, from feeding upon it. But, every year, I watch the deer give it but a nibble, and then pass on.

Roses are, in truth, immortal. Somewhere down there in the basement is a book that speaks of a rose in Germany that is more than 800 years old. It survived all the nonsense that humans in those centuries inflicted upon one another, and any and all other living creatures within range. Including, at the last, the WWII fire-bombing of near all that nation. It was burnt, then, that rose. And badly. But it is still Here. And growing.

I never prune my roses. They don't want it.

And when, in a wind, a branch is blown off, I take it and I plant it into the earth. And near half the time, that stick, it blossoms, in time, into a new rose. And, as per Orwell, when the new rose blooms, you never know, just what rose, you might get.

Which is like magic.

Because it is magic.

Because the rose. It is transphysical.

As are, all and all and all and all, all of we.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdtAfUtOEWA]

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gulfgal98's picture

What are the Academy Awards anyway? Do they guarantee the best of anything or just simply memorialize the yearly celebration of insiders patting each other and themselves on the back? And why should we mere mortals even care other than to live through our movies idols vicariously? Sort of like the lives of the rich and famous. They, the Hollywood folks, are something none of could ever aspire to and probably would not want to either.

Lately, I have been working at jettisoning stuff. This is stuff that I have acquired over the years and have not parted with for various reasons. My husband is doing so also and this is major break through for someone who never wanted to part with anything. Along with my extraneous stuff, it would be nice to jettison bad ideas, negative thoughts, and any preconceived notions. i am working on that too.

Meanwhile, Glenn Frey died. Sad

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy

hecate's picture

are today downpressing the Frey death, but the fact is he & his band quintessenced the white-people coke-world of the 1970s.

What I wasn't getting, were all these satellite reports, that Eagle-adjunct, Jackson Browne, he is 67.

I honestly thought the man had yet to pass out of his 20s.

Then I went to the tubes. And discovered that, as evidenced below, and while I wasn't looking, Browne has Dorian Grayed.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0GiRGl2dIU]

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The Academy Awards is just as you described it--a club of back-slappers and their hangers-on in the L.A. media scene. It pisses me off seeing some of my favorite entertainment oriented YouTube content providers falling over themselves to praise the brilliance of movies that most people will never see. I really can't stand Oscar-bait movies. I generally avoid them. The Academy is a joke...it's just taken a while for the general populace a while to figure it out.

Regarding the Democratic Debate, I obviously missed it. I was sleeping. I had to catch it again ex post facto via YouTube. DWS is abhorrent--watched TYT interview her and I was like, "This woman is lying through her teeth and everyone knows it--she's totally shameless." I thought Sanders did well. Clinton was Clinton and obviously lied about Sanders' healthcare plan. O'Malley--I just don't know what he's doing out there. I think he's sheepdogging for Clinton, I guess. Also, what the hell was Andrea freaking Mitchell doing there, moderating the debate? Ugh. Still this was a good debate overall.

GOS is getting hilarious. BBB tried his best Armando impression and failed miserably. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

My futon finally died over the weekend. Had it for seven years. Not bad for Ikea furniture. Time to shop for a new one. Yay?

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I liked best in the debate was when The Invisible Man said "boots on the ground" is a foul and filthy term that should never be uttered by any decent human being ever again.

BBB is some kind of sad flailer who seems to thinks if he makes Midas piles of Money he'll be Godly, while Armando is a brain-bubbling attempted-recovering wife-beating ex-addict still trying to scrape the meth out every precinct of his nose.

As for the bed: try, maybe, this time, a feather.

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triv33's picture

What a stimulating read on such a gray, hideously cold morning. It occurs to me that I hate the brunch community as well. Of course, up until I read your post I had no idea that one even existed, but why let that stop me? Perhaps I'm too educated on the kind of weed I'm not smoking today. Damn it, Pennsylvania!

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I shave my legs with Occam's Razor~

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lived for too many years in Pennsylvania. And I would, then, on occasion, send her links, to blood-curdling stories, emanating from that domain.

But I won't do that to you. ; )

Instead, I will send your way a song by Pennsylvania Music, called "The Perfect Song." So that nothing but perfection, will come your way, this day, or any other day.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y-erdVAW6g]

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the lottery

In the lottery game used in the examples below, one selects 6 numbers from 49, and hopes that as many of those 6 as possible match the 6 that are randomly selected from the same pool of 49 numbers in the "draw". Since October 2015, the National Lottery in the U.K. has changed to selecting 6 numbers from 59. The chance of winning has thereby reduced from 1 in 13.98 million (shown below) to 1 in 45 million.

terrorism

One in 3.5 million: That’s your annual risk of dying from a terrorist attack in the United States, at least according to Cato analyst John Mueller. Rounded generously, that comes out to roughly 3 one-hundred thousandths of a percentage point, or 0.00003 percent.

And this, according to a recent Gallup poll cited by The New York Times, is the percentage of Americans “worried that they or someone in their family would be a victim of terrorism”: 51.

So that’s 51 percent of Americans who think a terrorist attack against themselves is sufficiently likely to warrant their personal concern, versus a 0.00003 percent chance it might actually happen. If you’ll forgive my amateur number crunching, that means Americans are overestimating their personal exposure to terrorism by a factor of approximately 1.7 million.

“The public is too dumb to hear the truth about terrorism.” - Hamilton Nolan

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is so totally Wrong.

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Shahryar's picture

it's fun! I love things like this:
14x14=196
13x15=195
12x16=192
11x17=187
10x18=180
9x19=171

there's a wonderful pattern there. Whoo!

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“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.” comic Doug Stanhope

And the counter-quote:
“I will never apologize for the United States — I don’t care what the facts are… I’m not an apologize-for-America kind of guy.” Vice President George H.W. Bush

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hecate's picture

get the actual video for that last one, so we can all for sure need Medicine.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10qatUWwIeg]

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eastern Syria

After a deadly weekend of fighting saw hundreds killed or kidnapped, ISIS continued to amass gains in Deir Ezzor Province today, using a sandstorm which was hampering visibility to launch attacks against government forces on several fronts.
Several towns and villages in the province, centering around the city of Deir Ezzor, fell to ISIS, who also captured much of a major arms depot in Ayash. The sandstorm allowed them to advance without concern about Syrian and Russian warplanes opposing them.

As I see it, Deir Ezzor is the last possible place that ISIS could score a big victory.
The Kurds, the American and Russian airstrikes, and the Shia militias are wearing ISIS down. They haven't made a major advance in 8 months. Deir Ezzor is isolated and under siege since 2014. There are hundreds of thousands of hungry refugees there. This is the last "soft target" of any real size for ISIS.

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mimi's picture

and amazingly with that much talk about the dark matter, my mind didn't shut off and went dark, but I felt all lights went nuts and started blinking. Of course, as always, I got tired reading and I said to myself, who is this Mr. Cliff anyway. Just because he is a CERN god (when I was young I went with my prof, whom I wrote my thesis for, to CERN and admittely heard one of the best lectures there ever (over 40 years ago)... not that I remember anything about it anymore today...but I remember I was very impressed.)
Blum 3
Mr. Stephen Hawking knew it all along:

... it may be possible to fall into a black hole and emerge in another universe. But he added that it would have to be a large, spinning black hole, and a return trip back to our own universe would not be possible.

Most threats to humans come from science and technology, warns Hawking.

The chances of disaster on planet Earth will rise to a near certainty in the next one to ten thousand years, the eminent cosmologist said, but it will take more than a century to set up colonies in space where human beings could live on among the stars.

“We will not establish self-sustaining colonies in space for at least the next hundred years, so we have to be very careful in this period,” Hawking said. His comments echo those of Lord Rees, the astronomer royal, who raised his own concerns about the risks of self-annihilation in his 2003 book Our Final Century.
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Related: Stephen Hawking: 'If you feel you are in a black hole, don’t give up. There’s a way out.'

“We are not going to stop making progress, or reverse it, so we must recognise the dangers and control them,” he added.

From here:

Information about the physical state of something disappearing into a black hole appears to be completely lost. But according to the way the universe works, this should be impossible. Even information falling into a black hole ought to end up somewhere.
...he said: “The existence of alternative histories with black holes suggests this might be possible. The hole would need to be large and if it was rotating it might have a passage to another universe. But you couldn’t come back to our universe. So although I’m keen on space flight, I’m not going to try that.

“The message of this lecture is that black holes ain’t as black as they are painted. They are not the eternal prisons they were once thought. Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly come out in another universe.”

So, they all end up ... before God, right, and he doesn't play dice?, or may be he does? Hmm, I got tired to read through this, but Hawking might have the answer to that question too.

Sigh, hecate, your OT's are a challenge for me. I kind of like it that Hawking said:

...he (Hawking) answered a question on whether the electronic voice had shaped his personality, perhaps allowing the introvert to become an extrovert. Replying that he had never been called an introvert before, Hawking added: “Just because I spend a lot of time thinking doesn’t mean I don’t like parties and getting into trouble.”

All those Science Men are trouble makers (and I admit once upon a time I could have had crushes for the troublemakers ... now I am wiser though). But then, it's ok, because

Asked what kept his spirits up, he named his work and sense of humour. “It’s also important not to become angry, no matter how difficult life is, because you can lose all hope if you can’t laugh at yourself and at life in general.”

Therefore Mr. Cliff shouldn't be too concerned about...

...an era where we will never be able to answer the question why is there something rather than nothing.

and rather laugh it off. Who cares anyway?

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hecate's picture

of late has become boring, because he's Scared. He thinks mebbe extraterrestrials are going to Get the humans.

In this, he is scrabbling in the Fear world. He is not a transphysicist.

But it really doesn't matter with me now.
Because I've been to the mountaintop.
And I've loooked over.
And so I'm happy tonight.
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm not fearing any man.

As for the black holes, they spit out the other side, through white holes, new universes. Everyone knows that.

And humans are not going to form "space colonies." Not in physical ships and physical bodies, at any rate. Space simply won't allow it. Everyone knows that, too.

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... not everyone knows that. Ok, then, now I am bored. I will go shopping now, to get my spirits up, and look for some smarty pants. Wish me luck. Hopefully I find some that fit. Oh shit, forgot I have no money left. Sigh.

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not watch the Democratic debate. Both Killery and Mrs. Greenspan freaked me right out. As a woman they really piss me off as breaking glass corporate ceilings, and being a bad ass female version of Dr. Stangelove is nothing I can identify with. I made it until the mad bomber started screeching about the evils of single payer and how Bernie's going to take away your healthcare. I think HRC's moon facie is a case of too much botox, with cortisone thrown in for good measure. Her cheeks seem to really pump up when she enters the wrestlin' ring to vanquish the pretenders to her throne. I just couldn't hack

I turned off the debate went downstairs and watched the latest CD release of series9 of Dr. Who. I watched a two part episode . It was about the Boot Strap Paradox which is a timey whimey causal loop.

So I googled it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causal_loop

A causal loop, in the context of time travel or retro-causality, is a sequence of events (actions, information, objects, people) in which an event is among the causes of another event, which in turn is among the causes of the first-mentioned event. Such causally-looped events then exist in spacetime, but their origin cannot be determined......

Krasnikov writes that these bootstrap paradoxes - information or an object looping through time - are the same; the primary apparent paradox is a physical system evolving into a state in a way that is not governed by its laws. He does not find this paradoxical, and attributes problems regarding the validity of time travel to other factors in the interpretation of general relativity

A 1992 paper by physicists Andrei Lossev and Igor Novikov labeled such items without origin as Jinn, with the singular term Jinnee. This terminology was inspired by the Jinn of the Quran, which are described as leaving no trace when they disappear.. They point out that an object making circular passage through time must be identical whenever it is brought back to the past, otherwise it would create an inconsistency; the second law of thermodynamics seems to require that the object become more disordered over the course of its history, and such objects that are identical in repeating points in their history seem to contradict this, but Lossev and Novikov argued that since the second law only requires disorder to increase in closed systems, a Jinnee could interact with its environment in such a way as to regain lost order. Krasnikov equivocates between "Jinn", "self-sufficient loops", and "self-existing objects", calling them "lions" or "looping or intruding objects", and asserts that they are no less physical than conventional objects, "which, after all, also could appear only from either infinity, or a singularity."

Which somehow looped around 'to begging the question' or spin...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

Begging or assuming the point at issue consists (to take the expression in its widest sense) of failing to demonstrate the required proposition. But there are several other ways in which this may happen; for example, if the argument has not taken syllogistic form at all, he may argue from premises which are less known or equally unknown, or he may establish the antecedent by means of its consequent; for demonstration proceeds from what is more certain and is prior. Now begging the question is none of these. ..... Begging the question is proving what is not self-evident by means of itself...either because predicates which are identical belong to the same subject, or because the same predicate belongs to subjects which are identical.
— Aristotle

And then brought me to black Holes and time warps

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Holes_and_Time_Warps

Thorne deals with the much more speculative question of the nature of the core of a black hole; the so-called gravitational singularity predicted by Einstein's field equations. By introducing quantum behavior to curved spacetime, several physicists have suggested that black holes do not possess a true mathematical singularity, but rather a region of chaotic space, in which time does not exist. The behavior of this space and the material which approaches it are not well understood, with a complete marriage of relativity and quantum physics yet to be achieved. In the final chapter, Thorne delves into even more speculative matters relating to black hole physics, including the existence and nature of wormholes and time machines.

Thanks for the good read.

I like the star men and women who are not bound by the theories and laws dictated by the science men.

Well right you are

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I nominate this comment for best of the day.

As a woman they really piss me off as breaking glass corporate ceilings, and being a bad ass female version of Dr. Stangelove is nothing I can identify with.

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enhydra lutris's picture

as Oscar was the kiss of death. These were the movies intended to appeal to persons not of my ilk, but nearly antithetical. Rarely having bread for flicks, I do recall going to a double bill of "The L shaped Room" and "A Patch of Blue" Shelly Winters did glom an Oscar for Patch of Blue, but that was ok because of the subject matter, the fact that it was far from being a mainstream release and the fact that she was Shelly Winters.

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

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which have always been the kiss of death. Don't even get me started on the Rock an Roll hall of fame.

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lotlizard's picture

basic physics research hits a wall.

It turns out that, in order to keep human knowledge frozen at its present level, the civilization in the star system next door is directly intervening in experiments to ensure they yield confusing results.

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Thanks for another great one. I love the way you run us through the corridors of your mind, starting us off at a certain point of consciousness, flowing in and out of cerebral black holes, from one deep fold multiverse to another, uncertain of where we'll emerge, but ultimately back where we began our/your journey. Good stuff.

I have viewed The Revenant, I recommend it.

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Everything and more one might hope for on a cold, rainy morning.

Thanks for brightening up the day.

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