November 8th...

Despite some last minute suggestions to the contrary on networks like Fox News, there was no last minute reprieve for Donald Trump. Hillary Clinton handily defeated the now disgraced former TV Star, proving that America can at least reject pure evil when it shows its face, in favor of the FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT!

Every single feminist Icon was immediately interviewed about what this means for the country, as we began talking in earnest about how fake news ALMOST cost the election. Clearly it is time to clean up the airwaves and the internet, and Ms. Clinton is eager to start a conversation about that. Immediate action needs to be taken, and Clinton announced that as the internet is a vital infrastructure, the overseeing of it would naturally fall to the Department of Homeland Security and its new soon to be appointed director, Joe Lieberman.

Clinton's announced cabinet picks are what we would expect from a savvy long time politician, as she looked to proven leaders in the finance and military spheres to round out her cabinet. As it was clear that the country is entering a time of turmoil, she was wise to choose those with proven track records as opposed to loose cannons that would garner the support of the left wing, which this election proved Clinton didn't need in order to win.

President-elect Clinton has already outlined her goals for the first 100 days, which include saving social security, obamacare, and Medicare. All of them will go bankrupt within months, and she has gathered together the best in insurance and finance to stem the coming crisis. Those that claim that she's merely preparing another give away to corporate America are merely upset that a woman is doing the job that no man is willing to do.

In addition, Clinton has heavily criticized the current president's weak response on the clear and present threat of Assad. In a fiery speech reminiscent of the late Margaret Thatcher, Clinton reminded the people of America that we have a responsibility to take care of those who have asked for our help, and the fact that those people were recently attacking us has more to do with their fear of a Trump presidency than actual malice towards America.

Clinton also spoke about Lawless States, which were taking liberties with federal oversight. Announcing a bold new initiative to curb the increase in Marijuana use, she announced that the country's top priority had to be an all out offensive on the propaganda campaign put into place in states that had foolishly allowed their citizens to vote on an issue without proper vetting. The FDA and DEA, federal agencies with much more long term experience in the deleterious effects of such abuse, are of course, superior in jurisdiction to the states which erroneously believe that they can overturn hard fought victories in the war on drugs at the voting booth.

Finally, Clinton spoke about domestic terrorists hiding behind the veneer of legitimate organizations. It was time that the organizations, like Native Tribes, which allowed their legal status to be abused by terrorists, to lose that status. As you know, the attacks on infrastructure by these domestic terrorists is constant and severely dangerous. The current legal restrictions upon engagement by our brave men and women in uniform must be lessened, allowing them to do their jobs. The constant media attention upon our officers is shameful, and their activities are overseen by the proper authorities already. Allowing terrorist groups to hide behind the "Protestor" or "Activist" shield must be not only stopped, but preemptively Countered.

Thank you, and may God Bless America.

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