so, here we are, you dear kos zombies.

i'd like to preface this jumble of words by admitting that i'm drunk as fuck. i feel like this is a reasonable state, considering.

un·e·lect·a·ble
ˌəniˈlektəbəl/
adjective,
(of a candidate or party) unable to be elected.

all of you stupid motherfuckers, consistently braying the "unelectable!" meme regarding bernie sanders, need to take your crow, and:

Crow, for You and Yours, 2016:

pluck, gut, and truss crow.

sautee in .5lb butter: 1T minced garlic, .75T fresh rosemary, 1t marjoram, 1t lemon thyme, 1t roasted, coarse grind black pepper
deglaze sautee with 2c dry red wine, cab sav or pino noir or something similar.

marinade crow in resulting liquid 24hrs. turn as necessary.

rough chop 5c mirepoix plus 3 medium carrots. add to properly sized (just fits crow) roasting pan with just enough water to cover mirepoix plus carrots. add trussed crow. pour marinade over crow, carefully cover all surfaces.

roast at 275F 3hrs or until crow is firm. baste constantly. (every five minutes or less, because it's crow. dumbass.)

remove to serving platter. salt to taste.

serve with large side of fuck you, you arrogant, stupid fucks. wish that you could garnish crow with sanders sauce, which you've got no fucking clue how to make. (because it's impossible!!) another suggested side is Interesting Times. you brain-dead motherfuckers could have voted for a candidate that would be wiping the floor with rapey-o's trump right now.

garnish with don't blame me, i voted stein. Smile

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kos is calling for Bernie to be made head of DNC now.....

with 350+ posts flaming him for suggesting it in the diary.

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is flat out pathetic. But I guess he must have felt obliged to say something. So first he kicks Bernie in the ribs, and now he wants to kiss Bernie's ass.

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is flat out pathetic. But I guess he must have felt obliged to say something. So first he kicks Bernie in the ribs, and now he wants to kiss Bernie's ass.

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tourniquet's picture

is flat-out pathetic, and hopefully his little orangewater-vox empire is fucking done.

and GOD, i'm hung over. fuck.

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Bernie would do well to remember what the aging Don Corleone told his son, Michael... "The first one who approaches you after my death, he will be the traitor."

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"Just call me Hillbilly Dem(exit)."
-H/T to Wavey Davey

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kharma's picture

Fuck those idiot losers.

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There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties.. This...is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.--John Adams

MsGrin's picture

They told us hold our nose and chew back in February.

Just heard on C-Span that Podesta will show up in Clinton's place at victory central.

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'What we are left with is an agency mandated to ensure transparency and disclosure that is actually working to keep the public in the dark' - Ann M. Ravel, former FEC member

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the truckloads of fireworks she was going to blow over the Hudson River.

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Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

tourniquet's picture

seriously folks i've got fireworks that will BLOW YOUR MIND!1

seriously though, hillary is on a plane to a lovely qatar hotel right now, who are we kidding?

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The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.

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OLinda's picture

is emptying. Everyone going home.

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If you don't like the Mafia, why don't you join it and change it from the inside?

detroitmechworks's picture

Nice and quiet, everybody supports hillary, and NOTHING is out of place...

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

tourniquet's picture

i guess he's probably the figurehead now for the clinton party. easier than finding someone you can't justifiably murder. lol.

oh shit, i left my cellphone in WHAT?

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All I can imagine at this point is when you kill the crow and dissect it you will see all the thrown-away plastic that's accumulated in the crow's guts...

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"The future is inside us/ It's not somewhere else." -- Radiohead

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got to focus on the things that aren't plastic, lead or used cigarettes. then, the flavor is sooo.. well, it's still crow.

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riverlover's picture

had me gagging, but my gall bladder is still letting me Be Aware of dietary fats.

Alternatively, 4-and-twenty black pie?

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

...on the Democratic party that it's had since '92.

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Lily O Lady's picture

left is nothing.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Easy for the oligarchy to swap them out for a new model.

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if and when Hillary makes her concession speech it will be the last thing we ever hear from her. I'd be quite happy never to hear that screeching voice again.

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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
George W. Bush

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like the stubborn mule she is.
Actual mules should be offended.

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What's the over/under on when Hillary will begin serving her term in prison?

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inactive account

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Cachola's picture

To post on FB today and in the forthcoming days but I don't have the heart now.

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Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

tourniquet's picture

"more electable" "more electable" "more electable" "more electable" "more electable"

"more electable"

the psalm of the mark. there's no way trump something something.

i think half the shit thrown at clinton is straight bullshit, but the other half is real... and real is really, really sticky.

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I voted stein.
Actually, I was allowed to vote strait ticket green.
Nobody else, be them demo or repub, got my vote.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

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i voted stein as well, and unfortunately there was no downballot green here in wisconsin.

i voted feingold because mcCain-feingold, and i voted for julie lassa because she's one of the wisconsin 13 (that left the state to deny scott "ol' stoney-eyes" walker his fancy anti-union vote, because FUCK SCOTT WALKER)

ranting aside, well done. i blame you, personally for trump. die in a fire, etc. Biggrin

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Good one.

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We have a local long-term incumbent Congress-critter that I've actually voted for, long before he drank the Bush-Cheney Kool-Aid, and lost all semblance of brains or integrity. There was a nice Berniecrat Dem running against him, and no Green in the race. Only Dem I voted for.

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"Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men for the nastiest of motives will somehow work for the benefit of all."
- John Maynard Keynes

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for House, a MIC-Dem carpetbagger. The R incumbent won. Meh.

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I just popped over there to see what was being said.

They get it, in spades and with bells on. Too late for everyone, but yeah. They get it. The "I told you so" posts?

MASSIVE recs.

http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2016/11/8/1593817/-Never-restrict-free-s...

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Cachola's picture

Maybe those who were driven away get it but the big names (for lack of a better word, my English is deserting me today) they do not get it.

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Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.

Hillbilly Dem's picture

for the second time since the Democratic convention. The first essay I saw was Denise Oliver's. She declared that Trump's victory was because white supremacy. This morning (my 3rd visit) another essay from Miss Oliver Velez, this one titled "No Bernie wouldn't have made a difference- it would have been worse." Willful blindness or lack of reasoning?

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"Just call me Hillbilly Dem(exit)."
-H/T to Wavey Davey

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DEO is as racist and as sexist as she accuses everyone else of being - only in reverse.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

clearly we can conclude that the electorate doesn't want the white bread candidate, i.e. boring at best
it would have been some contest between the egoful clown/rich boy, and the unpolished unapologetic voice of the regular guy who's willing to serve the public,
the rhetoric of each campaign would have been somewhat similiar in the rejection of the status quo

but bernie could have beat trump's pants off

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"berniebros are antisemites" velez? no, i haven't bothered to read her idiotic tripe today. i do enjoy tripe in certain circumstances, though. andouille is one of them.

kos morons, unfortunately, is not.

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