i'd like to preface this jumble of words by admitting that i'm drunk as fuck. i feel like this is a reasonable state, considering.

un·e·lect·a·ble
ˌəniˈlektəbəl/
adjective,
(of a candidate or party) unable to be elected.

all of you stupid motherfuckers, consistently braying the "unelectable!" meme regarding bernie sanders, need to take your crow, and:

Crow, for You and Yours, 2016:

pluck, gut, and truss crow.