Trump Wins? Thanks, DLC! Canada here we come!

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Huffington Post

The Canadian Immigration Site Actually Crashed On U.S. Election Night
Huffington Post - ‎1 hour ago‎

As election night results revealed a frighteningly close race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, nervous Americans considering an exit strategy apparently crashed Canada's immigration website.

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divineorder's picture

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

bondibox's picture

I've been living in r/The_Donald the past couple weeks and I'll tell you, if even half of the rumors about Hillary and Podesta are true we're in for the biggest scandal in American political history. I think they were involved with the seediest of activities, done mostly to lure high powered people into things that they could be blackmailed over. It's a crime syndicate. I think the real meat of the story is the cover up - the internal war within the FBI and the DOJ between the truth seekers and those who have been compromised. They are calling it a "soft coup" within the intelligence and law enforcement agencies. I think they thought if they could bury it until after her coronation then it would go away. Trump's upset victory almost guarantees that won't happen.

To give you an idea of what might be coming, here are sketches of two men wanted for the 2007 kidnapping of Madeline McCann, below two photos of the Podesta brothers. Now I ask you, could an artist intentionally draw John Podesta more accurately?
https://i.imgur.com/lZvGRaZ.jpg
So when you learn that Podesta's email archive begins the day after the abduction you gotta wonder.

When Trump says Drain The Swamp or Lock Her Up, I think this is exactly what he means. I think the Democratic party is about to get eviscerated worse than this election has done to it.

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F the F'n D's

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Pricknick's picture

to Canada, either has lots of money, is a coward, or both.
I say "Stick around. It's going to get interesting".
By dog or god, I'll be here to watch democracy fail.
Got water?

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

divineorder's picture

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Mark from Queens's picture

But one gripe. Democracy has been dead for a long time here.

I'll be staying to help smother unbridled capitalism. Are you in?

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"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

Pricknick's picture

I have nothing everything to do.
I'm in.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

TheOtherMaven's picture

which is rather like saying a festering thorn in your foot is better than gangrene.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

detroitmechworks's picture

And that Canada enjoys its new province of Cascadia, when they annex us to protect us from invasion by the Greater Chicago Republic.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

They need a job offer or a skill set Canada wants. Otherwise, Americans can stay for 6-month stretches at a time. Looks as if Canada's not an answer, unless you marry a Canadian, can provide a full-time job to one Canadian, or meet other requirements that exclude most of the election-eve hysterics.

I would like to say, in response to an earlier comment about heading across the northern border as an act of cowardice, that Canada's just a pleasanter place to BE. Canadians are way nicer overall, their society is still civil, death by handgun is relatively uncommon, their public schools haven't been gutted and hamstrung with NCLB, and the country overall (always excepting Quebec) has more sense of common purpose. It's not Eden, but it's not insane and crass and murderous, characteristics of US society that courage won't change in my lifetime.

That's ample reason to prefer to be there than here, election results aside.

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." --Jiddu Krishnamurti

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