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edg's picture

Stupid f*!@% cupping hurts like hell.

Katie Ladecky must die.

Mom said I needed to show my happy face more, so here goes.

Damn, I hope that mosquito didn't have Zika.

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Pricknick's picture

marijuana smokers for this? And that bong was a knockoff.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

How dare you say I'm not as evil as my grandfather? I'm twice the Sith he was!

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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore

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not mine BTW.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

WHY did I put that Crazy Glue in my back pocket and then sit down so hard?

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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that mouthguards were standard equipment for swimming, as well as boxing.

I guess looking mean is the point, if you're competing.

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which one of you fuckers peed in the pool. And who's the wise ass that floated the Baby Ruth Bar.

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and all I got was this lousy robe.

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Please check out Pet Vet Help, consider joining us to help pets, and follow me @ElenaCarlena on Twitter! Thank you.

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"Man, that guy who told me to smoke up before the race was not an expert!"

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“He may not have gotten the words out but the thoughts were great.”