Poke-a-Shill Go

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 7:42pm

Hey kids of all ages! Here's an exciting new game brought to you exclusively by the c99p Entertainment and Development Team.

We have hidden various Poke-a-Shill characters in numerous hidey holes throughout the pages of this site. It's up to you and your Shill Hunting Senses to dig them out. They may be anywhere! Win various Shill Hunting Badges and wear them with pride! Take them to other web sites and show them off!!

Here's some of the Poke-a-Shills to look out for!


Orangy Shill


DragonQueen Shill


Garywurm Shill


Jillichu Shill


And the now obsolete Crabby Shill

Good luck folks!!

Disclaimer: Shill Hunting Badges only available in the US. Must include written permission from your states Election Board.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 7:57pm
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trufshill sniffing dog since I seem unusually blind to shills? It seems only fair.

Wait, why is Jill's head the smallest? Does that mean something? What are you trying to do to her!?!

You forgot to put Crabby Shill (love it!) on the beach of his new $600,000 beach home.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:06pm

to the sniffing dog.

The Jillichu Shill's head had to be small enough to accentuate the perky ears.

I couldn't show Crabby Shill in his new beach home as it's off shore and this is an exclusive US only game. Sorry.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:31pm
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I have to admit, those are some perky ears.

You may have Bern mixed up with Mitt. Bern's house is onshore. But that's OK. If you pictured that, then you'd have to picture the Dragon Queen with her supposed medical records, and that way lies madness.

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Submitted by ThoughtfulVoter on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:14pm
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http://nypost.com/2016/08/10/bernie-sanders-third-home-puts-a-new-spin-o...

This article in NY Post alludes to Bernie being greedy or something to have three homes. But that new home that Bernie just purchased is, IMHO, undoubtedly going to turn out to be where he retires. Maybe a summer home while they transition into that stage, but then he'll be living there rather than Burlington. Just my thoughts.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:02pm
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and used that as part of the down payment on this one, apparently. As far as their plans, I don't know. Here's a local news site;

http://www.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2016/08/08/bernie-sanders...

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Submitted by WaterLily on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:08am
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Over the cost of the home.

Especially considering where they live in Burlington -- that home probably cost less than half. Add both together and you still couldn't afford to buy in some of the more exclusive areas of the city.

The Champlain Islands are lovely and I wish Bernie, Jane and their children and grandchildren many happy days on the beach.

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Submitted by Scheindog on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 11:54am

I live in a county in Northern Lower Michigan where $600,000 gets you a vacant waterfront lot...if you can find one. Many lakefront lots sell for far more, and often the buyers will buy two lots, and tear down the existing cottages to build their monument to penis envy. I made a living working in the housing industry, building modest homes and remodeling cottages on those lakefront parcels; most commonly for retirees. Many owners are very nice people, but every once in a while you run into some real weiners that want to show how superior they, and their money are.

Back on topic.... The Sanders bought an 1800 sf lakefront home with 575 ft of frontage 45 minutes from Burlington. Sounds like a hell of a deal to me. Jane Sanders has recently sold her family's former home in Maine that helped accommodate the purchase.

They say never trust anyone who says "trust me",...but trust me...$ 600,000 doesn't buy much anymore It ain't like Bernie is throwing around huge wads of cash for a palace. Yeah, it's a lot of money for those of us earning 5 figure incomes, kids going to college, living on SS, or struggling with ageing parents, medical bills, insurance premiums, etc..but why besmirch Bernie for having saved enough to retire with dignity.

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Submitted by lunachickie on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 7:58pm
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gawking at my smartphone to play this game? Or can I do it from my desktop?

Mosking

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:02pm

any device will work. Just surf these pages and they may pop out anywhere 'cause we know shills are here, everywhere, right?

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Submitted by lunachickie on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:25pm
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when I find them, I'm running away and I'm not looking back.

But I gotta tell you, if they're hangin' around here with their pokemon goes hangin' out, they're pretty stupid and deserve to be found...

Blum 3

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:33pm
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Wink

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Submitted by JekyllnHyde on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:20pm
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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

Submitted by Scheindog on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 11:58am

usually you spot them just as you step out in front of a bicyclist while reading C99 on your phone's 2 1'2" screen

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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 7:59pm
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Although for what I've never quite figured out.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:10pm

is gone, baby!

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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:26pm
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:30pm

Lame Duck Shill?

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:27am

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Submitted by Lookout on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:04pm
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I'm not walking over a cliff for this!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:11pm

would you climb a hill for a shill? Oh, wait, that may have more than one meaning!

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Submitted by Pricknick on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:06pm
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I spend way too much time with my shitty DSL just trying to get in on this site.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:08pm

this game is all about driving up page hits. Shill hunting is fun!!

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Submitted by katchen on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:10pm
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aimed at those of us who are orange.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:23pm

as long as you don't sport a comb over, you are fine.

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Submitted by dance you monster on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:27pm
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Try being yellow!

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:29am

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Fri, 08/12/2016 - 11:14am
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I yam untied right along with youse.

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Submitted by detroitmechworks on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:11pm
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Guess I'm out.
Besides, I'm busy playing Fallout: Chickenshit to get involved Poke-A-Shill...

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:29pm

you can play Poke-a-shill. The Poke-a-Shill FPS is in development and due out next month.

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Submitted by shaharazade on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:30pm
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I don't want any of these shill dolls or a troll hunting doll. I just want to be sedated at this point. No throwing pols under buses or proclaiming they are the way forward or the end of the world or they are your last chance to get a dance. I'm voting for the Meteor strike at this point. It's not just here it's freaking everywhere.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:10pm

on my last frayed nerve, like this shill shit has, then poking it with a humor stick is sometimes the best antidote.

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Submitted by LapsedLawyer on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:18am
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tomorrow night). Maybe one of them could oblige us.

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Submitted by hecate on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 8:46pm
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some serious shit, bro, and you're making light of it. Not cool. ; (

I mean, the fucking shills . . . I just went to the feed store, to get some cat food, and when I opened my wallet, there was a shill in there! Then I get the cat food home, I open the bag, and a bunch of shills pour out, right into the bowl!

As for this place: you know that lutris person, always with the essays with the numbers? Well, you gather up those numbers, translate them into letters, and what do they spell out? "Vote For Goober Pyle." I mean, that's some dangerous subliminal shit, man. And that Tim guy, always with the funk? Well, "funk," in Slovenian, that is "Deez Nuts." So we know where he's at.

There can't be any fooling around here. We need to go to the mattresses on this thing. No one is safe.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:35pm

FTW! Sorry about your wallet, and the cat food, and that lutris and Tim guys, they are the shill whisperers. The www is not a safe place, that's why I wear a full body prophylactic whenever I visit this site.

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Submitted by Pricknick on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:47pm
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are for you young whippersnappers.

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Submitted by cloudy_skies on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:13pm

in calling Hillary the Dragonqueen Shill and making her a Charizard, which isn't a dragon type even though everyone just assumes it is one. Kinda like her "progressive" credentials in real life.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:16pm

no badges for me.

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:51pm

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If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:00pm

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Submitted by riverlover on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:13pm
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Scream in horror and point, or say SHILL at a comment? I am confused---is this a test?

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:20pm

Contact the nearest moderator and don't be afraid, most of them don't bite.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:08pm
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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:11pm

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Submitted by lunachickie on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:20pm
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is to try and make at least one or two comments about it without flecking spittle all over your monitor (or phone or ipad or whatever...). But I could be wrong about that....

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:36am

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:22pm
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Is the Second Amendment Solution authorized or do I have to wait for command to authorize the engagement?

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:36pm

of their eyes.

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Submitted by Big Al on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:29pm
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"Makes me feel violent like bashing face...
Please excuse me in advance when I rip their head off and defecate down their necks...

I try so hard to control myself around these trolls..."

Today you want to use the gun? Have at it dude, I'm right here. Come on man.

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:04pm
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Was not directed at you...

But are you calling yourself one?

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Submitted by Big Al on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:36pm
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I can't fucking believe it.

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Submitted by Oldest Son Of A... on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 12:41am
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You are the one that's going strange places on thinking a comment was directed at you when it wasn't...

Let's figure this out...
It wasn't an essay you wrote...
You didn't have a single comment on that essay...

And you can't fucken believe it?

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Submitted by LapsedLawyer on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:22am
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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 9:55pm
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on mah back porch thrillin' at the sites and sounds of the rain barrels fillin' while killin' time millin' about tillin' the soil hopin' not to find a vill'in willin' to carry on with the shillin'. Diablo

Wink Smile Bye

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:06pm

I laughed so hard I was spillin' the chillum.

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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:20pm
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was so thrillin'! Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

Submitted by travelerxxx on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:07pm
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Locked up. Pretty sure Otis Campbell is in the next cell. He got busted for shilling, too ... or was that for swilling?

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 10:27pm

citizen's ahrrrest.

That would be a great tactic when encountering a shill, slap a citizen's arrest on their ass.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:11pm
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with commenters yelling, "Citizen's arrest!" and they'll have no idea what's going on.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/10/2016 - 11:21pm

an image of a Citizen's Arrest document that explains the transgression. But, alas, everyone that is in disagreement with anyone else will have a Citizen's arrest served on them. Much like the troll moniker is used at another site that I can't remember the name of right now.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 6:12am
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Confusion rulez the Intertubes!

Cats Confused-Cats[1].jpg

It can be a rite of passage. Like frat hazing.

There's another site?

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Submitted by riverlover on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 2:23am
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I downloaded my elf-spotting certificate, would that do?

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Submitted by JtC on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 7:56am

for me.

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:39am

not obsolete. Then, again, Sanders himself has been doing a fair amount of shilling lately, both for Hillary and down ticket candidates.

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Submitted by gulfgal98 on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 8:43am
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for me,m the shill is gone... Smile

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Submitted by lizzyh7 on Thu, 08/11/2016 - 11:29am

I needed a laugh this morning and this is great, comments are too!

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