We Interrupt this program ...

Like public radio and public TV, this site is community funded and has to beg for solicit contributions. It's so low budget it doesn't even have a boxed set of the best of Kinky Friedman & the Texas Jewboys or any other such gifts to pass out to donors. Nonetheless, any funds would be appreciated. Links are in the upper right. OK, you're gonna have to listen to music, because I won't be here when this posts for you to throw things at. Sorry.

And, here's your reward:

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skod's picture

And now, in keeping with the thread- Windy Austin with Zorro and the Blue Footballs. Represent, Fayetteville AR!

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hecate's picture

Though lutris is not here, I am. Sort of.

To everyone who in this thread sez they have pitched some pennies towards johnny and the site, I will reveal a secret of the universe.

Here's yours:

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW9jCUQgX9g]

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riverlover's picture

If anyone is interested, it can be had for a few bucks to this group. If I can find it. "there was a rumor about a tumor..."

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shaharazade's picture

contribution in my mail box basket. First thingie I've sent snail mail in years. It took me awhile to find and buy stamps and remember how one does snail mail. Now that I've bought all the needed gear I just might go analog/mail with my bill paying and even send someone I love a letter. One with no acronyms or digital spacing, slow motion communication. Thanks JtC sorry it took me so long what with slow cash flow and the snail mail ordeal.

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hecate's picture

you are super-good, in using the snails, you get this boy. Who has lots of answers.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuF9aNRw2mc]

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shaharazade's picture

Shah agrees that the most special thing in all of life is baseball and music. Thanks hecate you did reveal quite a few secrets of the universe. I just wish the ants would stay on my patio. They are able to climb up the house and come in through the upstairs bathroom window. Their concept of the universe seems scaleless. They just won't listen to reason. Maybe this boy could reason with them.

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hecate's picture

should be dispatched to your place, to see if he might persuade the ants to stay out of your abode.

Here, ants all day long crawl up and down—but mostly up—the outside front wall of the house. They have a designated path, which they always follow, until, up top there, they disappear somehow into the eaves. There is an attic here, but I have never looked in it, because I know that it is an Ant World. And if I were to espy them there, they would then, in revenge, boil out all over the house. Which to this date they have never done. I think the agreement is that if I do not peer at their Ant World in the attic, they will stay out of the rest of the house.

Did you, perchance, accidentally peek at your ants' Ant World?

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riverlover's picture

I have had the horror of carpenter ants falling out of a ceiling light fixture onto my keyboard. New pup eats ants, with much distaste showing by head-shaking. She was stymied getting out onto the deck because Ants!!!!

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Alison Wunderland's picture

Oh Hell, make it 6, that's right! 6 individually signed air guitar picks! Each lovingly handcrafted and authenticated by yours truly.

Available in your choice of 16 million colors. All colors in stock and ready for immediate emailing at all times. Don't Delay! This offer open to all readers and their immediate family, extended family, close friends, casual acquaintances, people you bump into on the Internet.

Offer valid until a new offer comes along.

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Just lovely! I'll take a dozen, all in different colors. Smile

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Life is strong. I'm weak, but Life is strong.

Alison Wunderland's picture

That's right! This is your lucky day! A complete dozen for only one donation.

Solid colors are fine, but would you like to choose from some of our popular themes? We have: Woodland, Meadows, Seasides, Dawn, Dazzling Daylight, Twilight, Mammals, Invertebrates, Milky Way, Technical, Falls, Urban, and Fleshtone.

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mimi's picture

Reichsbanknote - 100 Mark from February 7th, 1908.
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And I can give you a "Darlehenskasschein" of 50 Marks from August 5th 1914.
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Somewhere I should have a hundred million Deutsche Mark from around 1923. But I misplaced those.

Otherwise right now I am out of money for the next six weeks. Just my monthly peanuts ... Let's wait for the next inflation. I think I will have a billion dollars by then and JtC can buy himself half a cigarette with it. Just to calm him down. Wink

JtC gets this song:
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riverlover's picture

she once took a Loonie to buy some snack item. I got a call. She did not yet know that foreign currencies were only bartered at certain border areas.

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hecate's picture

42.

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riverlover's picture

of towels. And I don't panic, I drink. And I got a paycheck today from a reputable polling organization for my opinions. $5, brand new or ironed. Pay might work out @$1/min. Only get polled once/month. Walk a short bit money.

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hecate's picture

the 42 was for mimi.

You get this one, apropro to your user name:

δὶς ἐς τὸν αὐτὸν ποταμὸν οὐκ ἂν ἐμβαίης

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I never thought to attain that, even crone seemed remote.

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mimi's picture

The Universe, and Everything !! I don't have to feel dumb anymore. That's the greatest gift you could give me. The secret of 42 is that's a joke. That is a boring joke, so millions of fan of 42. have collected the true and very exiting answers to the secret of the 42. I just like the answer in number 17.

17. The atomic bomb that devastated Nagasaki, Japan, contained the destructive power of 42 million sticks of dynamite.

That's the true power of the Ultimate Answers of Life, the Universe and Everything. Hmm what do I make out of that now?

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it's not that boring, or a joke.

Maybe. Probably.

Adams always vowed that there was nothing special about his selection of the number 42 as the "Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything." He consistently maintained variations around the claim that he decided the Ultimate Answer "should be something that made no sense whatsoever—a number, and a mundane one at that." That he lit upon 42 "at random." That 42 is "a completely ordinary number, a number not just divisible by two but also six and seven . . . the sort of number that you could without any fear introduce to your parents."

But, you know: probably he was lying. Because it is a fact that brains lie all the time, and Adams was, so far as is known, an Earth creature, and one with a brain. So even if he was not consciously lying, his brain could have been lying to him.

I'm pretty sure that this is the case—that Adams, or his brain, knew what the number 42 represented, and employed it as The Answer intentionally. I believe this because of what is in The White Goddess, a book with which, without doubt, Adams was familiar.

Among what is relevant, that is inscribed therein, is that among the ancients the true and real Lofty Name of the divine was always intentionally obscured. The Real name was "conveyed from one High Priest to another" by "a description of the alphabetical process which yielded it." And "the Name taught in the Academies is likely to have been a complicated one of either 42 or 72 letters. Both forms are discussed by Dr. Robert Eisler in the Jubilee volume for the Grand Rabbi of France in La Revue des Etudes Juives. That of 42 belongs to the Beth-Luis-Nion system." The Beth-Luis-Nion system is a tree-alphabet originally Cretan, surviving as "a genuine relic of Druidism orally transmitted down the centuries," and "latterly used for divination only." Furthermore:

42 is the number of the children devoured by Elisha's she-bears. This is apparently an iconotropic myth derived from a sacred picture of the Libyo-Thraco-Pelasgian "Brauronia" ritual. The two she-bears were girls dressed in yellow dresses who pretended to be bears and rushed savagely at the boys who attended the festival. The ritual was in honor of Artemis Callisto, the Moon as Bear-Goddess, and since a goat was sacrificed seems to belong to the Midsummer festivities. 42 is the number of days from the beginning of the H month, which is the preparation for the midsummer marriage and death-orgy, to Midsummer Day. 42 is also the number of infernal journeymen who judged Osiris: the days between his midsummer death and the end of the T month, when he reached Calypso's isle, though this is obscured in the priestly Book of the Dead. According to Clement of Alexandria there were forty-two books of Hermetic mysteries.

So. The Real name of the Divine is expressed in 42 letters. And that is why Adams, or his brain, selected the number 42 as the "Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything."

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White Goddesses ... always dangerously insane to get too deep into those. Shok

Thanks, hecate, you just are slapping so much stuff at me, I am crushed. Do you exist in reality? I can imagine you only as a mystical online 42 roaming around in the nooks and crannies of the C99p. Like that cat in the clouds. Very smart cat in the cloud, that's you.

Have a good one and may your cat be happy with you. I can't imagine yet, I would have a cat, but it's a thought ... I am scared of angry cats. Who knows if they would like me. Help

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