It's pie for breakfast day!

Hope You All got Stuffed in the Spirit of the Turkey.
Apparently, our congrASS critters want to nuke their constituents-US! Yes, ladies and gents, Eric Swalwell SB(ScumBag) Ca,tweeted out a Truly BIZARRE idea. Read it and weep for us All.https://journal-neo.org/2018/11/22/coming-soon-america-nukes-herself-in-...

Just getting us Used to the idea, I'm sure.

There are times in life when decisions must be made. This determination has been gnawing at me for some time and has led to a deep feeling of emptiness in my gut. There is only one way to extricate this feeling from my being. Only one way to fulfill the hunger pangs of my soul. I must go to war.

With fork and knife in hand, I will, on this very day, Thursday 11-22-2018, be attacking, turkey. Lying there, smug in its wonderful aroma, adorned in splendid golden brown armor, prodding me, nay, insisting that I cross the line of table demarcation and carve it into various balkanized sections of deliciousness. I will then devour and digest its very existence and adsorb it unto myself. It is there for my taking, it is destiny. For this I give thanks.

But, as with this time every year, I will also be going to war with myself.

Something to keep in mind…