Zombies and teeny weenie llamas
Submitted by enhydra lutris on Sun, 02/07/2021 - 1:55pmFirst up, maybe not truly zombies, but did this headline (emphasis on head):
First up, maybe not truly zombies, but did this headline (emphasis on head):
Notice #1372
Greetings fellow humans...
We the HOA wish to complain about your home's failure to properly comply with Living Impaired Accessibility. Specifically the removal of staircases which you deliberately and maliciously performed without consulting either the HOA or the local fire safety inspector, who has an additional complaint referenced in earlier letters.
You can all relax: The government has a plan for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
Happy Liberation of Sulaymaniyah Day |
Today’s number is 7 |
7 is a prime (the 4th prime) |
I don't like that -ista ending...Clintonista for example. It's [expletive deleted]. First of all it's meant to be derogatory. Secondly, it's from Sandinista, as if Sandino was bad, as if Ortega was bad, as if any form of Communism is terribly awful...obviously! Thirdly, it implies blind followers, that anyone who would like any form of Communism must be an idiot.