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FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY: A GNU DEI or a nude A?

1899 -Friedrich Bayer & Co patented acetylsalicylic acid, which it modestly named Bayer Aspirin.

1945 - The spawn of the devil was surreptitiously mixed with a used wet mop, fungi collected from the broken fridge in a college's male dormitory, and a badly edited "do it yourself" book, Egotism for Morons, resulting in the birth of Donald Trump.

COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!