Alligator University Medical School discovers cause of Trump Derangement syndrome
Submitted by Alligator Ed on Sat, 08/04/2018 - 11:26pmPlease pardon my extended absence from the c99 swamp. I promise to make amends for my absence (to which some of you may be replying: "extend your absence further"). I came down with an acute case of writer's block. One of my two twin daughters, Allison or Ellison--I can never tell them apart--summoned help for me, without which this scientific exposition could never have been written.
One of the twins' helpfulness:
