This week was a big one for updates on the Pizzagate story. What? That thing is still alive? Well, yeah.

If you've been on youtube, facebook and twitter, chances are you've likely heard about pizzagate. To sum it up, pizzagate involves the conspiracy that the 'elites' were running a pedophilia ring out of a DC pizza joint. Ridiculous, right? That didn't stop someone from shooting up a DC pizza joint based on tips from Alex Jones, to which the people who spun the story responded by calling it a false flag (more on false flags later).

Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you think this is pure Conspiracy Theory (CT). But I don't. Maybe it's due my severely cynical and often bitter nature (I don't chew rocks for nothing). I will not regale you with all the alternate news videos on the topic. They are very easy to find on YouTube.

Crocodile tears are also shed by us Alligators. They were recently shed by another bipedal reptile: the albino-maned Brockodile

This isn't an update to the PizzaGate investigation, it is an update to the story. This thing is going Meta. Like all good scandals, it's the coverup which sheds a lot of light.

But what if the betrayal was more than just screwing over the working man. Imagine government corruption so thorough the breadth and severity would shock you to your very core, the exposure of which would bring the entire population - both left and right - to revolt. Just try to imagine the task of cleaning up such a mess, where the investigative bodies don't have the clearance to pursue the matter.