You know, I have been selling the DNC short. They’re crazier than I ever imagined they could be. And what happens if the guy shows up? They’ll have to grease his doorknobs with some Novichok juice I guess.

But just in case he is MIA, they need to check and see what The Clinton Creature’s been up to. Generally she’s the common thread between a political scandal and a dead body, right?

DNC: Papadopoulos's UK contact may be dead