Early yesterday morning, my friend/landlord/employer called me and told me a guy was outside the building huffing paint, and he wanted me to either run him off, or call the cops on him.

The "guy" was actually huffing cans of electronic air one uses to blow dust out of their computer, and he was high as a kite. I went to go talk to him and he could hardly get his name out. The poor guy could hardly function. Clearly he was homeless and destitute.