Gilbert and Sullivan

I am the very model of a fucked up individual

I am the very model of a Fucked up individual,
I've digested all the blogs, and read the tabloid residual,
I know that England's screwed up, and the Brexit issues's historical
From Washington to London, to say other is heretical; (Breath...)

I frankly do not give a crap about matters mathematical,
Never mind equations, both the simple and quadratical,
As far as I'm concerned you can rant about your interest rate...