Who knew it would be this easy! Afghan for the Win!

If I understand rightly, after 16 years of an unwinable US WAR and all the other shit that has been going on in Afghan since the Great Game of the Brits over a century ago, we now know what to do and that's not getting out.

I just heard the illustrious ex-General Jack Keane, revered by all parties, that the addition of 4,000 troops will finally show the Taliban that we are serious and they will rethink their position.

Hoo Rah!

I also understand that the Donald intends to tweet mean things at the Pakistanis to get them to finally stop supporting the Taliban.

This is winning people.

Enjoy.

PS y'a see we and others had over 150k troops in country. Somehow that didn't convince the Taliban to sit down and STFU. But 4k? Someone else had a plan. Winning!

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detroitmechworks's picture

Keane! Sorry, Keane.

I got confused, since he uses the exact same plans...

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o]

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

EdMass's picture

@detroitmechworks In all my experience here and there, no one. no one, has ever brought forth a Blackadder vid.

I am humbled and genuflect in your general direction.

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

detroitmechworks's picture

@EdMass So honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or nice.

If nice: Thanks, but I actually use this one fairly frequently... Guess I've held back for a while.

If Sarcastic: Yeah, a little common among the folks I hang with online, as far as the jokes go, but I find Rowan Atkinson to be a great depth and breadth of humor.

Either way, I will take the compliment with gratitude, and the sarcasm with good humour.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

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@detroitmechworks

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

@detroitmechworks

That must have been you who addicted me to BlackAdder? You fiend!

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

@detroitmechworks

Seemed like time for another internet acronym.

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Bollox Ref's picture

of Field Marshal Earl Roberts.

Just about the only person who went into Afghanistan... and went out very quickly, 'job done' (according to Empire rules).

Roberts.jpg

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

JekyllnHyde's picture

@Bollox Ref

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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

Pluto's Republic's picture

Let's petition the government to televise the human slaughter live so the American people can make sure they are getting their money's worth.

That would do more to end this bullshit war than anything else I can think of.

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@Pluto's Republic

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EdMass's picture

The guy is an idiot. As I have mentioned before. This "speech" shudder been delivered from the Oval Office

But no. It has to be a campaign rally in front of the poor fools about to become fodder.

He entered to hail to the chief.

It's been nice knowing you all. I am know driving into a bridge abutment.

Toodles.

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

Big Al's picture

@EdMass he was elected. Tonight just proved it again. You have to be insane to go in front of the world and lie like he did tonight. Absolutely.
But in the end, it was no different than Obama or Bush except even more ridiculous considering it's been sixteen years.
Hopefully people will end the deep state got to Trump bullshit now. He was always got.

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@Big Al Yeah, I'm really getting worn out on this idea that pols are somehow untouched until Deep State "gets" to them. I certainly think the MIC exists and the country is more or less run by the rich, but you just don't reach that level without already being down with the plan. They don't need to get to them that are already got.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

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@EdMass

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.

ggersh's picture

then again probably not....I cry for my
hometown and hope Mayor Rahm rots in hell.

63 Shot, 8 Dead In Chicago's 2nd Most Violent Weekend Of 2017

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-21/63-shot-8-dead-chicagos-2nd-mos...

EDIT:spelling

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

Alligator Ed's picture

@ggersh Not so sweet anymore.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQhl8j_vkBo]

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

since the war was started have said. Same as all the generals. Same as presidential advisors. Same as we have been hearing for 16 years from everybody.
Did anybody here think he would do something different when there is oil, gas, opium, and pipelines to control?
Anybody?

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

EdMass's picture

@on the cusp but it's the mineral wealth. That's why the Chinese have been there for 10 years. Google it.

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Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!

Firesign Theater

Stop the War!

@EdMass You are right.
I forgot minerals.
Thanks, Edmass.

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

earthling1's picture

Different idiot.

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

Big Al's picture

@earthling1 Maybe that's the bigger story at this point.

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They always work so well.

When will we learn we don't do well or do good in this kind of war--er, I mean, winning hearts and minds.

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Amanda Matthews's picture

Jared.

I thought peace in the Middle East was his job?

EDIT: Middke:Middle

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

The Russians must have given it to him.

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@LaFeminista

I'm going to be totally pissed if the reason I never find any cute male Russian spies hiding under my bed is because they're all clustered under Hillary's...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.