The return of the Sky Penis
Submitted by gjohnsit on Sat, 11/10/2018 - 3:16pm
Forget the elections and wars, here is the real scandal.
Two pilots of a T-34C involved in an alleged sky penis drawing over California skies in October have been grounded pending an investigation.The two pilots have not been punished as the investigation into the incident continues, the Washington Examiner reported.
“The T-34C crew that are being investigated for flying a pattern resembling an obscene image are currently not flying pending the results of an ongoing investigation. Although not flying for the time-being, the two Marine Corps aviators are still providing vital squadron ground support functions,” Maj. Josef Patterson, a Marine spokesman, told Marine Corps Times in an emailed statement.
Will someone think of the children!
The Salton Sea is shaped like a penis too.
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Good Lord!
I thought this would have to do with Amazon drone delivery, but it was just two aviators hot dogging.
Unless they purposely produced sonic booms over a populated area, why investigate anything? Good Lord.
What about all those traumatized children?
It's no longer safe for children to look at the sky!
How many children will turn gay from this? (This is how people become gay, right?)
Bwahahahaa!
Well, about half of those children have 'em. But you might be right about teh gay thing. /s
Maybe we should ask Mueller to investigate. He won't leave a "stone" unturned, dontcha know.
Ouch!
You've insulted my masculinity.
Furthermore the investigation should include whether the penis was circumcized or untrimmed. If said ethereal male appendage was not circumcized, we are dealing with a clear-cut case of antisemitism. I hope neither of the pilots is black or brown, because then we might see escalation of racism of erectile proportions. I would like Maxine Waters to go to the scene just to be certain.
I recently realized that I no longer look up at the sky.
The chemtrails, you know. It's just too disturbing
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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato
Cloud watching
I see an infinity sign with a credit card reader.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.--Aristotle
If there is no struggle there is no progress.--Frederick Douglass
I saw a tomahawk missile with a propeller on the back end.
That's the truth. Funny how the mind narrates reality. My mind even created a back story. All that in a the first nanosecond. I feel better knowing it's supposed to be a penis.
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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato
I have seen a penis or two in my day, and
unless they have changed since I last saw one, that picture isn't what I remember, so my mind went elsewhere. As did yours. = )
Versus a missile, I will agree with that.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.--Aristotle
If there is no struggle there is no progress.--Frederick Douglass
I hope...
Donald Trump doesn't see that, I can just imagine how he would interpret it.
I bet he’d feel threatened
Because it’s so yuge!
We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg
Bigly...
Isn't the Salton Sea
the locale for all the neighborhoods that never were.... given the salt.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
The great d*ck in the sky...
No worries about Trump seeing it, he wouldn't recognize it. That first one up in Washington state was Navy pilot. This Salton Sea one is Marines. Can't wait to see the one the Air Force can draw, cause them guys are good!
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein