Overnight Caption Contest (XXVII)

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Pricknick's picture

of noise cancelling headphones.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Bollox Ref's picture

The villains from the latest Bond film compare notes........

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

But I think Bill would like to help set the mood

clin3.jpg

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mimi's picture

@konondrum

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I don't look like an elf do I?

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snoopydawg's picture

@konondrum

No idea what that was.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

janis b's picture

@konondrum

I think you underestimate yourself ; ).

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@janis b I couldn't think of anything, so I did that quick photoshop. And then immediately after inspiration struck.

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janis b's picture

@konondrum

just like a good comedian.

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Lily O Lady's picture

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

I promise no massacres.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

@Not Henry Kissinger
I'll dump Bill in a nanosecond for you.

You got to where my mind went but couldn't pull it together.

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edg's picture

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janis b's picture

Maybe that’s their real relationship, two icebergs glued together.

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lotlizard's picture

@janis b  

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GreatLakeSailor's picture

ipecac

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Compensated Spokes Model for Big Poor & Big Peace.

thanatokephaloides's picture

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

janis b's picture

@thanatokephaloides

I had no idea.

"It was originally named Dolophine, in honor of Adolf Hitler."

Thanks than ...

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thanatokephaloides's picture

@janis b

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

Centaurea's picture

"Pretty please?"

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

snoopydawg's picture

@Centaurea

This is just what is happening isn't it? I'm seeing more people coming out to endorse him after he bought them off.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

I will definitely Get it Done.

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Raggedy Ann's picture

of being your VP!

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“The trouble [with injustice] is that once you see it, you can’t unsee it. And once you’ve seen it, keeping quiet, saying nothing, becomes as political an act as speaking out. There is no innocence. Either way, you’re accountable.”
-- Arundhati Roy

dystopian's picture

I can't stand to listen to her myself, but I think she'd make a great vice president for you!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

RantingRooster's picture

I'm pregnant...

Mike, you can stop and frisk me anytime...

Please, dear god, let her be just a figment of my imagination...

Why hasn't security taken this bag lady out of here...

radio crackle.. Mr. Bloomberg, this is security control, Mrs. Clinton wants to know if you would like to dine with her and Bill tonight, with out Bill.. radio crackle...

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"Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance;" - Thomas Paine, Common Sense

Oh fuck! No wonder, she’s standing right there! Please! Someone jam ice picks in my ears!”

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or

Mikey, in about an hour the piranha head I put in your underwear will come alive.
Regards your VP soon to be POTUS

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Deja's picture

Bye Felicia Mike!

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part of Darth Maul saying something about "At last we can reveal ourselves"

(in Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace)

(Fitting those two being like Sith Infiltraitors)

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Bob In Portland's picture

"Let's have a snowball fight, Mike. Underhanded."

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