Overnight Caption Contest (XXIV)

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

n/t

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janis b's picture

Why is he even running?

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Wally's picture

In reference to that one guy Biden was reacting to and challenging to a pushup contest about a month ago.

Oh and to make sure, I looked it up and it turns out to be the wrong advice:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-...

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janis b's picture

@Wally

it does look like the horizontal lines on the dress do add volume.

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Wally's picture

@janis b

I really don't know. Maybe it depends on the width and contrasting color of the stripes against the fabric.

Maybe Joe and the guy in the horizontal stripes were debating the very same thing.

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janis b's picture

@Wally

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Socialprogressive's picture

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I picked the wrong pandemic to quite sniffing glue.
If your car is running, I'm voting for it.

I just want to go home.

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Centaurea's picture

@pro left

Let's go home.

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

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The only way Joe Biden is “going to be like FDR” is that he will die in office and leave a shitty vice president as a replacement.

janis b's picture

@Dr. John Carpenter

wants to shake the man's brains up. He (Biden) certainly messes my brain up.

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dystopian's picture

Come on man, malarkey!

Or... Hey Corn Pop!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

first choice
second would be
I own you
the biden snare

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The Liberal Moonbat's picture

...the Father, the Son, and the Holy Barack, BE HEALED!!!"

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

janis b's picture

@The Liberal Moonbat

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@janis b
just heel me already
and get your creepy hands
offa me shoulders

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janis b's picture

@QMS @QMS

go back to hell.

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@The Liberal Moonbat
Mine was going to be, "I baptize you in the name of... uh... uh, My Boss... uh...where's the water?"

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A PROUD Hillary hater since 1993

The Liberal Moonbat's picture

@doh1304 rich people in the US, Canada, Australia, and India have been spontaneously developing the power to cure scrofula.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

Pricknick's picture

knee to nut shot."
If he ever touched me like that without permission I'd cripple his sex life.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Bollox Ref's picture

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

But don't ever take sides against the DNC family . . .

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

dystopian's picture

I told you not to vote for me!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

joe shikspack's picture

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Lily O Lady's picture

I’m angry.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Centaurea's picture

*jabs at man's shoulder*

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

You don’t actually blow. That just what the call it.

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"But I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

JoeBarak.jpg

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WoodsDweller's picture

... let me smell that scruffy beard!

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

Situational Lefty's picture

You brave American Patriot!

I do it to men, too. See!

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"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian

mimi's picture

into quarantine.

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Cassiodorus's picture

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"Every election is fake." -- Janna Ordonia, from "Star vs. the Forces of Evil"

stop for dinner.

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I don't want Trump to win, but I do want the establishment Dems to lose due to their cheating and undemocratic practices in the primary. And I will do whatever I can to help that happen.

boriscleto's picture

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" In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "

CB's picture

"I'm a gonna make you an offer you can't refute. Capiche?"

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Wally's picture

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Joe Biden resorts to voter hypnosis.

"You are getting centrist...You are getting VERY centrist...."

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Bob In Portland's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger Awesome!

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longtalldrink's picture

and then wait for everyone to ask me why,why,why,why?

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Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin