Overnight Caption Contest XI (DD Edition)

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I remember that one, I think I still have my shoppers from it. I'll post them later after folks get a shot at it first. Thanks man.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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promise me you won't crap on me if ever you write your memoirs and I will absolutely not drone any Tibetan weddings.

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“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” -Voltaire

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I’m also really good at killing

Explain this karma thing to me again

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lotlizard, good one!
Dear Dog, I hope that karma is real.

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.

HHDL: "I really don't understand how you can justify killings by drones! In Tibet we don't even kill ants or insects."

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I changed the tags.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

HHDL: "Who?"

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If they'd only listen to me! Alas!

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mimi

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but only one is right.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

look as good, you will not.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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"Let me see you bend it, Bro."

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
— Voltaire

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"Do you believe in magic?" ...

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HHDL: Oh very good, I've never heard that one before.

Do lamas snark?

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Fuck Karma: I'm Prez and climate change is happening, so I'm going to do the simple thing and disenfranchize most of humanity so that the elite will inherit the earth: The whole human rights thing is a waste of time. Genocide will save the planet: fracking is helpful for this: poison drinking water; then there is the mosquito that escaped from Monsanto: then there are the draconian economic policies: we have to be lean to beat China: we've got them believing in some possible Democracy: ha! while we ruin their air and water: but the U.S. is next: everything is for sale. Get your Buddhist mind around that: best of luck in the next incarnation. P.S. I work with the Clintons: Democracy is antiquated: Oligarchy: for the superior human race: the rest of you can die.

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then there is the mosquito that escaped from Monsanto

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riverlover's picture

in 1---2---3---!

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

elected president in a racist country despite being black.

Top that!

DL: I am at peace in myself, so all my actions and interactions are peaceful.

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