OT WED 24 JUL 24 ~ funny money
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"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation,
the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." ~ P. J. O’Rourke
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"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymous
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"Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you are making too much money." ~ Robin Williams
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“Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?”
-- Peg Bracken
1944 -- Bretton Woods Conference ends, establishes the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development, later part of the World Bank, and the International Monetary Fund
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2009 -- The Bank of Canada announces the end of the recession even though it remains nascent and still dependent on government stimulus money
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2018 -- International Monetary Fund predicts inflation of 1 million percent in Venezuela by end of 2018
Keeping it lite today, as a heavy work schedule precludes heady research.
Carry on with your wonderful and wise commentary.
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jó reggelt
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oil or electricity? That is the question Orban is posing to Zelensky. Kiev shut down
Russia's pipeline to Budapest, so Slovakia and Romania switched off power
supplies to Ukraine. Not a smart move.
https://swentr.site/news/601553-hungary-ukraine-eu-funding/
truth is considered foreign influence, world peace is a threat to national security
Good morning, QMS!
Zelensky is doing his job keeping this fight going. I wonder if he is packed and ready to bug out to his home in Miami or Morocco?
I have court out of town this morning, and with luck, the drive will be in a light right, not a heavy thunderstorm. Sigh...at least it is a final trial, and maybe I can close the file on this hideous case today.
I gotta get ready, which involves at least 2 more cups of coffee...
I just wanted to pop in to say thanks for the OT.
I will miss money when it becomes some electricity produced click, won't you?
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Yes, kinda used to the paper kind
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I think it was Robin Williams who said ..
Divorce is a latin word meaning ripping out your genitals
thru your wallet.
Good luck in court!
truth is considered foreign influence, world peace is a threat to national security
RIP John Mayall
Hi all, Hey QMS!
Just got this sent to me... sorry about the source, surely better soon...
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/john-mayall-british-blues-rock-23314...
gotta fly, happy trails all!
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
one of my all time favorites
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truth is considered foreign influence, world peace is a threat to national security
My wife and I made
a pilgrimage this past weekend- we went to see my favorite-ever cult film, on the big screen at our local Alamo Draft House theater, as part of their "80s Time Capsule" series.
"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension".
The second quote from the OP is closely aligned with one of the best Buckaroo sayings, of course.
There are too many wonderful things contained within the movie to even think about quoting them all here. But suffice it to say, for us it never gets old. And sight gags for days, especially for engineers who also play rock and roll...
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Funny, you say --
be well and have a good one
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Yeah, mon!
Definitely one of John Lithgow's finest performances.
I love the scene where Reno and Sydney are chasing Red Lectroids in the engineering wing, and they go by the Charpy tester- and there's a watermelon in it. Syndey asks Reno "Why is there a watermelon in there?", and Reno says "I'll tell you later..."
And sure enough, somebody has posted that clip to YouTube. Believe it!
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
There's a lot of BB on the tube including a cool, short
interview with Lithgow. (I have my own "Director's Cut" DVD if I really need a fix)
be well and have a good one
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Oh, boy!
I have lots of things to watch now. I lost my DVD in the fire, so I'm going to have to find a way to replace it...
"Is okay, mon, it is an insulating liquid..."
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Since we're talking money
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
If there was any doubt that the majority in Congress was
more than willing to fellate Bibi and Israel we get this!
Not everyone has sold their souls to Israel.
The individuals
pigsdressed in yellow and black are from the NYPD specifically sent to DC for crowd control.Shame on congress for kow-towing to a genocider
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the maggots are a nice touch tho.
Guess we know who the puppeteer is.
Maybe the not-so secret service can take
another nap in honor of nutty yahoo?
truth is considered foreign influence, world peace is a threat to national security