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Bill and Hillary Clinton’s 13-city North American tour, designed to provide Hillary with a platform to influence the upcoming Democratic primaries, has been canceled due to “poor ticket sales” across the country.

Bill & Hillary Clinton’s 13-City Tour Canceled Due To ‘Poor Ticket Sales’

The series of live shows — billed “An Evening with the Clintons” — was also set to line the Clintons pockets with yet more cash, according to a source who told The American Mirror that Bill and Hillary Clinton’s 13-city headline tour has been canceled.

But it appears America’s hometowns have rejected the Clintons yet again.

In early October, CNN reported:

The Clintons announced on Monday that they would headline a series of live events together — “An Evening with The Clintons” — across the country in the final weeks of 2018 and into 2019.

The tour will provide the Democratic stalwarts with a notable platform weeks after the consequential 2018 midterm elections and deep into 2019, when a number of Democrats will be jockeying for positions in the fight to be the party’s standard bearer against President Donald Trump in 2020.

The events, which are being produced by tour promoter Live Nation, are being billed as “one-of-a-kind conversation with two individuals who have helped shape our world and had a front seat to some of the most important moments in modern history.”

Here’s what’s available for the December 4th event in Sugar Land, Texas (the blue dots are available seats. The gray are purchased):

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Look at all of that blue! Maybe that’s the real blue wave?

But there may be another reason: a documentary movie featuring Juanita Broaddrick, who says Bill Clinton raped her in 1978, was scheduled to be screened in each city on the very same night the Clintons would appear.

“If it’s true that the Bill and Hillary Clinton Tour has been cancelled, I’m more than pleased,” Broaddrick tells The American Mirror.

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maybe she'll get the fucking hint.

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The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.

@UntimelyRippd
Such scum. Slimy and Slimier.

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

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Karma, baby.

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Large cash advance for 'What Happened 2' ahead of 2020 presidential run

Washington, D.C.-According to sources close to the Clinton camp, Hillary has already received a large cash advance for a book to explain the imminent failure of her 2020 campaign.

What Happened 2 will explore all the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the 2020 race, from Russian hackers and ignorant bigots to extraterrestrials and global warming.

"If you didn't get enough of Hillary blaming her 2016 failure on everyone except herself in the first book, you'll love What Happened 2," said a press release from the book's publisher, Simon & Schuster. "The chapter in which Hillary will blame the electoral college will be particularly interesting, as will the lengthy appendix listing over 4,500 scapegoats for her upcoming loss."

Clinton's take was estimated at over $5 million for the much-anticipated sequel.

The publisher also insisted they were not under any kind of duress when they gave Clinton the cash. "We want to reiterate that we are publishing this book entirely of our own volition, and we were not threatened by the Clintons in any way."

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.

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Will be back at their cauldron hatching up a new plan as soon as their venal minds come up with one.

At this point, I don't even think ramming a stake through their hearts would keep them from the limelight.

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

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ah, tastes so good. Can I have another cup?

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Centaurea's picture

That's a wealthy suburb of Houston, petroleum capital of the world. Not exactly a hotbed of "liberal" politics. Interesting that the Clintons scheduled one of their appearances there.

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

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@Centaurea

Clintons have noses like bloodhounds when it comes to sniffing out money.

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@Centaurea
is a bastion of two centrist Repubs for every Progressive voters
s/

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

frees up more folks to see the Broaddrick film.

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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Couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.

Okay, you two dumbasses, take the hint already and JUST. GO. AWAY.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

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with all the poll numbers showing how much the country still hates her, she has consistently and (I might add) defiantly said "I will NOT go away". Well, we call Drumpf a narcissist, but Hillary is a whole other breed of narcissism.

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Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin

https://www.ticketmaster.com/search?q=Evening+with+the+Clintons

Much as I’d like to believe this news I can’t find corroboration.

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@FutureNow

It does appear sales are poor (although I didn’t spend any time looking in depth at each one) but when events are cancelled, the first thing that happens is ticket sales are immediately halted. Then it’s all about issuing refunds to everyone who did buy them.

I was all set to LMAO and enjoy the flop of a full cancellation — and I hope it still happens — but for now, it’s rumor, nothing more. Here’s hoping this rumor becomes true.

Please, let’s just effing cancel the Clintons entirely. I read that reboots are not doing well in the ratings. Time for them to go away.

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We wanted decent healthcare, a living wage and free college.
The Democrats gave us Biden and war instead.

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@Azazello

The Clintons riffed on issues ranging form the U.S. elections to the Iran deal, the killing of Osama bin Laden, and the murder of Saudi dissident Khashoggi, and got a warm reception from the crowd as they jabbed at the Trump administration from north of the border.

'What makes this so troubling is how much commercial interest both the president's family and business and his son in law's family and business have with the kingdom,' said Hillary Clinton in one of a series of shots at President Trump, who defeated her in 2016.

Oh, is that what makes this all so troubling, Hillary?

Just smh... no words... it’s unbelievable to me that the Clintons are still being taken seriously by anyone.

A “half empty arena” is still far too many people throwing cash at these grifters to lap up their swill.

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@CS in AZ I can understand why it's "troubling" to Hillary. That money should be going to the Clintons, darn it, not to the Trumps.

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@Azazello

The Clintons launched their paid 13-city speaking tour in Toronto in an ice hockey arena Tuesday night.

Organizers blocked off the upper deck of seats. Officials said the Clintons sold about 3,300 seats in a venue that can hold about 19,000 for a big hockey game when the Maple Leafs play.

She still didn't learn from 2016: you book a smaller venue (which does in fact exist in Toronto), especially when your ticket prices are hefty, and quickly rebook a larger one when the RSVPs exceed expectations. Otherwise you look like you're overreaching, riding on a fame that is fading fast.

And the scalpers tell the tale.

One ticket was going for $6.55 in the final minutes before the event

And whaddayabet the buyer still felt ripped off.

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“It just absolutely dumbfounds me,” the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee said. “I mean, I’ve never, ever imagined that you would have a president personally attacking people who put their lives on the line year after year after year, for no cause.

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Nothing seems to make them go away, not even a twice rejected Presidential campaign for Hillary.

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy

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@The Voice In the Wilderness It's just that it's hard to kill ALL of them. They are good at hiding. They are resistant to some pesticides. Tempo works though. (Speaking from experience.)

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This shit is bananas.

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a 13 city tour stumping for a Trump 2nd term. Trump "Thank you" tweet oozes love for close and loyal couple.
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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.