Jeffrey Epstein exits stage left
If we are to believe the press (Ha! Never!) Jeffrey Epstein offed himself inside a Federal Prison while on suicide watch. Oh, yeah, tell me another story, granma. Maybe Chelsea Clinton can write a children's book about how the big bad bogeyman was sent to his just deserts by his own hand, being so guilt-ridden. Ha again, I say.
JE was one of the most hated men alive by the rich and powerful. So many must be celebrating in the US and UK that champagne and caviar sales have skyrocketed.
Of course precious little is really available for confirmation, such as alleged photos of the decedent. DNA testing. Or does JE get the Osama Bin Laden treatment, burial at sea with absolutely no proof of his descent to the River Styx?
I wait breathlessly for the MSM to report on his exitus. And alligators can hold their breath for an amazingly long period of time. Russia infiltrated the Prison will likely be the headline in TOP and TYT.
Damn right. The Russkies wanna protect Billary so that Hillary Rodent Clinton, the True President, officially ascends the throne of dung, she will sell another 20% of US uranium to Vlad. Dammit, Vlad, stop acting like a capitalist. You are betraying the Bolshevik Revolution, comrade. V.I. Lenin is gyrating in his Kremlin coffin.
So now for the facts--wait for it: NONE
Is he really deceased? As they say south of Beto's make-believe border, "no se!"
JE was housed in a Federal Bureau of Prisons facility in South Manhattan (or do they call it lower Manhattan?). A.G. Barr must be having smoke emissions from his auricular appendages. Heads are gonna roll, even if the biggies skate again, which is looking more likely.
So here is what the Federal Bureau of Prisons has to say about Suicide Watch
1. PURPOSE AND SCOPE. The Bureau of Prisons (Bureau) operates a suicide prevention program to assist staff in identifying and managing potentially suicidal inmates. Each Warden will ensure that a suicide prevention program is implemented consistent with this policy. In addition, Wardens will facilitate a discussion regarding the issue of suicide at department head meetings, staff recalls, lieutenants' meetings, etc., to heighten staff awareness about the need to detect and report any changes in inmate behavior that might suggest suicidal intent.
And who watches the suicidally-prone? Sometimes, it can be delegated to other inmates:
e. Inmate Referral. In addition to staff, inmates can play a vital role in helping to prevent inmate suicides. To facilitate this process each institution will encourage inmate referrals by:
including a statement in the institution inmate handbook/orientation materials encouraging inmates to notify staff of any behavior or situation that may suggest an inmate is upset and potentially suicidal,
incorporating the topic of inmate referrals into the Admissions and Orientation lesson plan for Psychology Services,
placing posters in each housing unit addressing the topic, and
ensuring that the information is made available to inmates in multiple languages as appropriate, particularly Spanish.
What else?
12. SUICIDE WATCH.
a. Housing. Each institution must have one or more rooms designated specifically for housing an inmate on suicide watch. The designated room must allow staff to maintain adequate control of the inmate without compromising the ability to observe and protect the inmate.
The primary concern in designating a room for suicide watch must be the ability to observe, protect, and maintain adequate control of the inmate.
The room must permit easy access, privacy, and unobstructed vision of the inmate at all times.
The suicide prevention room may not have fixtures or architectural features that would easily allow self-injury.
Inmates on watch will be placed in the institution's designated
suicide prevention room, a non-administrative
detention/segregation cell ordinarily located in the health
services area. Despite the cell's location, the inmate will not
be admitted as an in-patient unless there are medical indications
that would necessitate immediate hospitalization.
And
c. Observation. For all suicide watches:
Any visual observation techniques used to monitor the suicide companion program will focus on the inmate companion and/or the inmate on suicide watch only.
The observer and the suicidal inmate will not be in the same room/cell and will have a locked door between them.
The person performing the suicide watch must have a means to summon help immediately (e.g., phone, radio)
if the inmate displays any suicidal or unusual
behavior.
Read the rest if you please.
This is the most massive FUBAR in the DOJ since Peter Stzok roamed the halls of the Hoover Building.
Please submit your own conspiracy theories. This is going to be one helluva shitshow, fellow swampers (and those preferring to remain dry).
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I Just notice that people with dirt on the Clintons...
Tend to end up killing themselves in abject guilt because of it.
/snark
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Obie said he was going to put us in the cell.
Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your
Wallet and your belt. " And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my
Wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you
Want my belt for? " And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings. " I
Said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"
Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took
Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the
Toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Must be some coarse TP in your cell
Yep. It can also be used as sandpaper to saw through the bars.
Arlo Guthrie taught me a great lesson
stop me if you've heard this before...
I saw him at the Gaslight in Greenwich Village before he was really well-known. At the time he was just Woody's kid. There must have been eight people in the "crowd". He performed as if there were a hundred. Taught me at that early age that if the situation doesn't live up to your expectations you still can do the best job.
I'll never forget his monologue about buffaloes and "shrink-stuff".
Hmmm...
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
wish I could remember the name of the song
something about putting the buffaloes in his pocket.
Epstein might have been in the special housing unit in the jail
I find it very strange that Epstein wasn't on suicide watch just after he either attempted it a few weeks ago or was assaulted. His lawyers were upset that he wasn't being protected in jail because of how high profile he was. People had to know that some very powerful people wanted him silenced because their buttocks were on the line.
Wonder if we'll ever get the truth about his death? I'm betting no.
Hmm.. I thought that the SCU was single occupancy only. If so why wasn't he in before when he was attacked?
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Transfer of Epstein from suicide watch was contrary to DOJ
https://www.bop.gov/policy/progstat/5324_008.pdf
SHU = Special Holding Unit
Examination of Epstein's viewer logs will show how and why a decision was made to transfer JE back to the SHU.
What counseling did JE receive after his "first attempt"? Likely, none.
Attachment B: factors that can increase the probability that an inmate may become [or remain?] suicidal
Exactly
This is what many of us here have been saying. This is not about Clintons and Trump it's about how the global elite keeps others in line. The links I posted near the end of the other essay on Epstein's death have some good information in them.
#Epstein was most likely running a Mossad blackmail operation. Wouldn't matter who he got on tape as long as they were rich and powerful enough to help protect the Zionist apartheid project. Democrat, Republican, who cares.
His tweet has too many widgets in so it's just easier for me to c &p
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Venn diagram sums up "Red vs. Blue"
Epstein was found injured on July 25th
but taken off suicide watch just one week later? Even though it hadn't been determined if he tried to kill himself or was attacked by someone else? How does this make sense?
You know better how long people can be held after attempted suicide. Is it only 72 hours or until the threat of doing it again has passed?
The case against him will continue it appears.
US attorney: Epstein abuse probe steadfast despite his death
Interesting don't you think?
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Reddit thread
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Most likely, we are going to get an autopsy report
More like a Warren report.
Gotta have an "Official Story" to point to, for orthodoxy.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
I might be mistaken,
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
There was definitely
I read on JPR
that he might be alive and the body was switched but the ears are different. He's already back in Israel toasting to himself with Bebe.
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
I pity the poor schmucks who look like JE
Doppelganger
Trick question. Who's buried in Kennedy's tomb?
Yesterday would have been a bad day to look like Epstein.
But this is all just conspiracy theory. Paradox in a parallel universe.
Epstein -- Barr
Because why not? Does the CDC know? You being the medical director of the swamp, we await your investigation into a matter that seems to have gone viral.
The original version I understand was in mono. Is this one going to be in stereo?
Your faithful swampologist has researched the matter
Epstein - Barr disease strikes NYC and DC
So far, we have one semi-documented instance in downtown Manhattan.
@Alligator Ed But is it in stereo?
One of the questions I keep coming back to
is the fact that Epstein willingly came back to the US even though he knew that previously redacted materials were going to be released. Epstein could have escaped but instead came back to the US.
This begs the question. Did Epstein believe that he would be safer in US custody? Or did Epstein believe that he would be put into a witness protection program or sent to another country where he would be safe.
My personal answer is that Epstein believed that he would be safe by surrendering to US custody because I believed that Epstein was a CIA/Mossad agent and still had some value.
So what I now believe is that Epstein had lost his value to either/both the CIA or Mossad and was sent to the prison to be disappeared.
Now my question is who will be the beneficiary (ies) of Epstein's estate?
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy