It's the economy, stupid. Trump wins as the U.S. economy soars
In the most recent installment of the Dismal Swamp News, your reporter declaimed (or proclaimed) "are you tired of winning yet?" Not too subtle reference to Commander Cheeto's pre-election promise that "we will get tired of winning". Well, El Trumpo is winning and has been winning. The Dems mistake whining for winning. The DNC (Does Not Compute) misunderestimates the roaring success of the economy.
Hence, the title's reference to the Economy.
With whom would you want to hang out with?
Keeping the Bern off the campaign trail is going to infuriate the Woke Generation / Antifa. When--not if--the DNC cheats Bernie out of the nomination, if such proves necessary* will literally result in blood on the streets along with broken windows and flaming tires. Associate with that lot, eh? Given the choice of going into a biker bar, where brawls are always on the menu, or a discreet wine bar, which would one rather choose? Sorry, those are your only choices.
Subsequently, I came across a recent Tim Pool video (whom at least one of our communitarians calls Tim Poop) makes the same points. Independently, we arrived not only at the same conclusions but a similar analogy.
From the transcript, edited to correct for spelling:
12:31 Trump tells you all of these really great things and says America is doing great but we haven't even yet begun think about how great it will be after his reelection. [T]he Democrats get on the debate stage and they say life is miserable; everything is awful; Trump is evil; the economy is bad. [W]hat do you think people would like to drift to this is exactly what I've been talking about about in terms of one of the big factors why Democrats lose.
I imagine many Americans are standing in the middle of the road and they're looking for somewhere to hang out, maybe grab some food. [T]o their left is a restaurant full of people bickering and yelling and complaining about how awful the world really is; everything is bad. [T]o the right is a big old party with people handing out beers and you look to your right and you see a guy wave and he holds a beer up and he fans [beckons] you over. [A]nd over to the left they're pointing the finger, they're insulting you, calling the other side [names]. And you're where do you want to hang out?
Do you wanna hang out with the people who are complaining about everything, who hate each other, who are fighting each other, who are accusing each other of cheating or do you want to go to the party where everyone's got red caps on and they're having a drink in there, laughs now how great everything is?
Trump won re-election on multiple occasions, increasing his margin every time Dem fuckery became apparent. In other words, whenever the DNC makes a move, it backfires. Shampeachment 1.0. Nervous Nancy ripping up the State of the Union address copy given her by Commander Cheeto. How respectful and dignified. Trump won re-election early on: The Dems screwing over Bernie in '16, with many adducible examples we already know. Then, the Squad gets elected; PC becomes King/Queen/Holy; Wokeness awakens; more '18 fuckery (e.g. Brenda Snipes screwing over Tim Canova AGAIN); etc.
It must have been obvious to anyone possessing a brain the size of the average reptile, that the Dems care nothing about principles except two:
1. Stay on the gravy train
2. Emoluments to pad their net worth. (Some may call such remuneration bribes; insider stock tips, proceeds of money laundering, etc.)
Care about the poor illegals? You mean like AOC crying, shall I say alligator tears, at the poor detained cars in a parking lot? Or A New Path Forward? My,l oh my, this is gonna be a big seller to whom exactly? Those immigrants who came to this country legally are quite unhappy about this proposed massive giveaway to people who simply break the law which they themselves obeyed.
Let us talk now about the Democrat candidates for the Presidency. What a stellar team of certified losers. Please, any fellow swampers, name me a viable candidate, currently on the roster, with the semblance of a chance of defeating the Orange Man?
I'll pause, whilst you conjure up a suitable example.
Oh, Bernie some say! Of course. He of the de-ossified spine and oft-bended knee. Yeah, sure. To those who sincerely believe the Bern has a snowball's chance in Hell of winning I say Ha. Kyle Kulinsky thinks the Bern's got a chance. Despite his erudition, he makes a faulty judgement. Bernie, the panderer? Bernie, the knee-bender? Bernie, the Squad lover?
Ha, once more.
How about a certified product of the Establishment? E.g., the "inevitable" ByeDone? Remember Savior Beto of table dancing fame? You know, Vanity Fair's cover picture dude protecting El Paso from illegals flooding the border?
How about the top-tier Camel? She, the benevolent prosecutor because she didn't request the death penalty on marijuana users?
How about Amy K. who eats salad with a comb? What an inspiring image of ingenuity!
Mike Bloomberg? Trying to buy the election even more blatantly than Tom Steyer. Inspiring. Bloomy's legacy will be that any billionaire can be President, just like the Orange Man.
But wait, there's more. Liawatha? Fabled truth teller of the pseudo-progressive masaquerade she is.
Buttjiggle. Now he's got a real chance. An empty vessel whose pronouncements in response to serious inquiries leave the listener wondering what the magnificent verbiage just spewed from his Maltese-American mouth really means. I'm a little Buttjiggle, the CIA teapot, singing "fill me up and turn me out--for I will spout whatever you wish to hear in any of seven languages, none of which will contain substance". That is called bloviating. But he's handsome.
Nope. None of those dopes.
Waiting in the wings will be, as earlier forecasted in the Swamp Gazette will be H. Rodent Clinton (about whom nothing more will be said) or (choke Michelle "Mike" Obomba?
Winning. Winning. And more winning. It ain't the Dems.