Election Fraud Lies: Too Few Smithski Live in Pennsylvania

The Lie

Robert ‘Bobby’ C. Piton is a chartered financial analyst who grew up in what he calls the corruption capital of the nation, Chicago. Piton, who claims to be a mathematician and was an "expert" witness in Republican election fraud klatches, has discovered that there are not enough Smiths, a bunch of missing Williamses, too few Johnsons 😂, and a shocking lack of Jacksons in Pennsylvania. This MUST be conclusive proof the 2020 election was stolen from President Trump. This changes everything!

The Rebuttal

This changes nothing. The reason there are fewer Smiths, Williamses, Johnsons, and Jacksons in Pennsylvania is that Pennsylvania was settled by and contains large groups of Slovakians, Poles, Pennsylvania Dutch, Swiss, and other "furriners". Their last names tend not to be Smith or Jones.

What I want to know is where are all the missing Poles in Mississippi? What did they do with all the Przybyszewskis and Kowalczyks and Wiśniowieckis and Wojciechowskis?!?!

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"Common" names have a tendency to be names freed slaves took. Is it possible the missing people were disenfranchised African Americans? (btw, my father was from PA, and our name is (supposedly) Czech, but my grandparents spoke Russian.)

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@doh1304

Astute observation about freed slaves.

I'm 1/2 Polish on my father's side and have a last name ending in ski. What I want to know is where are the missing Poles in Mississippi? What did they do with all the Przybyszewskis and Kowalczyks and Wiśniowieckis and Wojciechowskis?!?!

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@edg

free piroshki and Mămăligă in Tejas, and they all moved west?

be well and have a good one

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