Come on People. Let's focus on what is important?

Despite the Massacre and who did and who did not do what. The MSM is all over the important things.

In One Tweet, Kylie Jenner Wiped Out $1.3 Billion of Snap's Market Value

Snap Inc.’s flagship platform has lost some luster, at least according to one social-media influencer in the Kardashian-Jenner clan.

The Snapchat parent’s shares sank as much as 7.2 percent Thursday, wiping out $1.3 billion in market value, on the heels of a tweet from Kylie Jenner, who said she doesn’t open the app anymore. Whether it’s the demands of her newfound motherhood, or the recent app redesign, the testament drew similar replies from her 24.5 million followers. Wall Street analysts too, have begun to notice, citing recent user engagement trends noticed since the platform’s redesign.

Kylie Jenner affects the economy and stock market. That's a B, like a $Billion.

Did the Russians use Snapchat? If only a Kardashian bot had twatted something, all their nefarious goals could have been achieved with no $$ expended. Silly Russians.

Just think about that. Then go to your comfy chair and drink a pint of Jim Beam (or your brown water of choice) and take a nap. It will be better when you wake up.

We are truly fucked.

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I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

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@Socialprogressive

Anyone close to one? Man I'd love to see it take a dive.

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“When out of fear you twist the lesser evil into the lie that it is something good, you eventually rob people of the capacity to distinguish between good and evil.”
~ Hannah Arendt

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My work is done.

You are my inspiration, Ed.

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Clark Gable took off his shirt and showed his bare chest in It Happened One Night - undershirt sales crashed through the floor.

Celebrities have always had an outsize impact on fashion and finance just because they are celebrities.

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

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Clark Gable took off his shirt and showed his bare chest in It Happened One Night - undershirt sales crashed through the floor.

Celebrities have always had an outsize impact on fashion and finance just because they are celebrities.

And before modern media (motion photography, electric telemedia) it was royalty and nobility who wielded that power. And, in at least one example case, Benjamin Franklin (la coiffure Franklin was an imitation of his raccoon fur cap).

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.

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so, past tense of twitter is twatter? I twat, therefore I twas. Wink

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.