Daily Kos Has a New Theme Song!

Yes, it's true. An anonymous member contributed the following anthem, which the DK community immediately embraced with the kind of enthusiasm a swarm of flies might show when discovering a fresh new pile of dog leavings.

There was in fact some discussion about having the song play automatically whenever anyone logged onto the site, but the Great and Powerful Kos, with his customary modesty, nixed the idea, saying: "I don't want it to seem like it's all about me, when really it's always been about you guys, and what you contribute." Whether Kos was referring to contributions to political discourse, or to his bank account, was not immediately clear.

At any rate, without further ado:

Song of Daily Kos

Kosland, Kosland über alles,
Greatest blog that ever was.
We humbly salute our leader,
The wise, astute and brilliant Kos.
All the world knows of our mission,
Electing neo-liberal Dems.
We now accept our marching orders,
No comity 'twixt Us and Them.

From the most prolific poster,
To the humblest lurking Mom.
All shall bravely man their keyboards,
Till our war is finally won.
We shall brook no opposition,
Not from woman, child or man.
Doubter, please get with the program,
Lest your sorry ass gets banned.

We shall purge all non-believers,
The skull and bones will be their shame.
And if the Chosen One's defeated,
We will know just who to blame.
We humbly bow before our Leader,
Let us hail the Mighty Kos!
Kosland, Kosland über alles,
Greatest blog that ever was.

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detroitmechworks's picture

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

GreyWolf's picture

Maybe it was this
[video:https://youtu.be/awktDTuuGlg]

or this
[video:https://youtu.be/edPn7MtawLs]

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lotlizard's picture

YouTube complies with German law by blocking it at their end: “This video is not available in your country.”

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The sooner you do, the better you will feel.

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

Sorry. I am on my kindle enjoying the back deck. It is cooperating, and I am not use to it.

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

tourniquet's picture

called it.

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GIANT ALL-CAPS SIG

Raggedy Ann's picture

Not nice of you since I just had my lunch. Wacko

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

PhilJD's picture

I don't want it to seem like it's all about me, when really it's always been about you guys, and what you contribute.

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Hillary Clinton 2016: I'm a proud progmoderate!