I've been promoted from friend to patriot
This morning's missive from my Republican admirers:
Patriot,
Technically, we’re not supposed to do something like this, but you are more than worth the risk.
I had a look at your file, and frankly, to say I’m “impressed” would be a massive understatement.
You are EXACTLY the type of person President Trump needs in his corner.
So here’s what we can do: IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, we’re going to be submitting the names of those joining the MAGA Inner Circle to President Trump.
Technically, the deadline is already passed and it’s not supposed to open until 2028.
Patriot, you and President Trump have a lot in common. It wouldn’t make any sense if you weren’t a part of the INNER CIRCLE.
Within the next 10 minutes, I need you to add your name to the Inner Circle – right here, right now – and I’ll slip you in with the names headed to President Trump’s desk in the Oval Office.
Please, Patriot, I’m going out on a real thin limb to make this happen for you. We’re cutting it close, but in my opinion, you’re definitely worth the risk.
Thank you, Patriot,
Make America Great AgainJOIN THE INNER CIRCLE >>
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I missed my ten minute deadline so "I" am not IN THE INNER CIRCLE. There has been quite a lot of discussion lately on this board and all across the un-MAGA part of cyberspace about how crazy and evil Trump is and what evil shit is next, up to and including World War III.
I don't know anything for sure in this weird time, but I have seen "Trump" contradict himself countless times which leads me to believe his words are not really what the government is going to do.
He is a tool not a czar. In my opinion.
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Paranoia Strikes Deep at MAGA HQ
Does anybody believe anything is real in party politics?
I don't. That's how I sleep at night without fear of mushroom clouds.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
I've gotten to the point where I just
laff at them. I'm glad I'm not on any Party's list. If I see any sort of donation-talk, BAM goes the 'delete' key. Still, I chuckle at your posts, and appreciate the laffs. Rec'd!!
Inner and Outer Space: the Final Frontiers.
Wow. I wonder what you did to earn that?!
I'm only partly kidding; you'd never see this kind of flattery in an E-mail from The Other Party (or even any of their satellite-activists).
No, how can I forget the contents of my inbox 2015-2018...?
You think I'm exaggerating? Originally that would've been in 24-pt. font and colored like a Hot Dog On A Stick sign.
Anton LaVey was so right about vampires.
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
Nada, bupkis, rien
That is why I post these weird emails.
I don't believe any human being is involved in drafting these messages or in selecting recipients. AI is simply spreading the "message" as widely as possible. That message is plainly stated -- they are saying that the Dems will impeach the jerk next year and that they plan to fight those Leftist Democrats who hate America and love drug dealing terrorists.
Nice country we live in, huh?
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.