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More Panicky Email Traffic from the GOP

Submitted by fire with fire on Sun, 11/16/2025 - 3:57pm

NRSC HQ

​You​:

Friend, we truly hate to say this, we really do, but it might be time to say goodbye…

It’s recently been uncovered that Big Tech has been blocking our messages for YEARS and we’ve been unable to do anything about it!

As our final hail Mary, we’re pleading with you to click the button below to allow us to confirm how many of our Loyal Patriots have been unaffected by Big Tech’s plot to silence us!

CLICK TO CONFIRM

[I RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE]

We hope this isn’t goodbye, Friend, so please click to confirm you’re still able to communicate with us if you get this email! Otherwise, it might be time for us to close up shop…

[s] - Senate GOP HQ

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www.NRSC.org

425 2nd St. NE
Washington, D.C. 20002

It is easy to imagine an embarrassing explanation for all these weirdly misinformed communications to me -- an enthusiastic Democrat until 2017, and a militant non-voter since then.

This is 21st century democracy in its essence -- computer generated bullshit from top to bottom without any connection to that outmoded thing called objective reality.

"Artificial intelligence" is the defining feature of our social order now.

Artificial reality.

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Submitted by humphrey on Sun, 11/16/2025 - 4:29pm

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Submitted by TheOtherMaven on Sun, 11/16/2025 - 5:01pm
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@humphrey

needing to throw the peons a few bones. Maybe that's why he floated the idea of a $2000 hush-puppy?

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

Submitted by fire with fire on Mon, 11/17/2025 - 3:30pm

We just spoke with the boss, Majority Leader Steve Scalise.

He’s asking for action from real, grassroots Patriots – and your name came up on the list.

He knows how much you care about this country. He knows how deeply concerned you are about handing power back to the Liberal Mob. So do we.

Then he asked if you’re satisfied with how things are going.

That’s why we’re rushing to ask you to answer a few quick questions before MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.

Tap here to open your secure portal:
https://engage.stevescalise.com/2025-govt-satisfaction/Friend

Authorization Code: #4547

Survey Registered To: davetwe@msn.com
ACCESS YOUR PORTAL HERE
We will transmit your responses directly to the Majority Leader and House Republican Leaders. But we can’t do that until you complete the survey.

We’re closing the portal at 11:59 PM, and your voice is too important to leave out.

This will only take a few seconds. But it could make a huge difference.

Respond now before the access portal closes forever:

ACCESS YOUR PORTAL HERE
Thank you for always stepping up when it counts.

– Team Scalise

- Democrat Leadership formed an anti-Trump task force
- More than a dozen Attorneys General are suing the Trump Administration
- A House Democrat just introduced 7 Articles of Impeachment

Majority Leader Survey

If they manage to strip us of our House Majority, they’ll have the power to impeach, investigate, and bring his entire legislative agenda to a SCREECHING HALT!

We're PLEADING WITH YOU to do your part to help SAVE our Pro-Trump House Majority:
DO YOUR PART: PITCH IN NOW

"My" name came up? They can figure out my email address, but do not seem to know my name, even after it came up with "the boss." But it is nice how they address me as Friend.

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Submitted by QMS on Mon, 11/17/2025 - 3:50pm
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@fire with fire
.
what are they so afraid of?
Perhaps one of things may be
the fact that they hold two of the
branches and have not come up with
diddly squat, except more wars and a
government shutdown. Bad optics which
push polls will not fix. At least the duopoly
is leaving me be for now.

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