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Submitted by snoopydawg on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 12:30am
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Arrogant POS
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Submitted by usefewersyllables on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 9:25am
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Twice bitten, permanently shy.

Submitted by QMS on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 1:26pm

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full malt-o-meal, he tried to explain his representation
of a foreign interest as being above human interest.
Anybody getting that yet?

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Submitted by mimi on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 7:22pm
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@QMS

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Submitted by QMS on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 7:48pm

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with the consistency of oatmeal
kinda soupy

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Submitted by usefewersyllables on Mon, 04/22/2024 - 7:50pm
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oatmeal, pudding- gloppy breakfast foodstuffs that are incapable of anything more than sticking to a spoon, and they generally aren’t even any good at that. Rational thought, or in fact any thought at all, are way beyond any of them. But they do pretty well, if you stir in some raisins, butter, and honey…

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