Apropos to today's date, 3/17
Irish Golfer And The Leprechaun
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway.
He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun says "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?"
The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par every time."
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill" he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you. And might I ask how your sex life is?"
Now the golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a week."
Floored the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?"
The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."
Comments
That's a good one
Born a mick, of the orange flavor.
Celebrated today (cause I'm half Scot)
with a 1/2 pint Dewars and a big can of
Guiness chilled. Good combo.
Erin go bragh.
truth is considered foreign influence, world peace is a threat to national security
When I think of the Irish,
I think of this.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
the version I heard was a little different
I'm going from memory here, but it went something like this:
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
my entry on the theme
This might be Irishish? Not for the sensitive! A smidgen saucy... j/k on the smidgen part...
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
limericks
...... rotflmao!!
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
I'm glad some things
are left uncensored ; ).
That's classic, than
thanks for the laugh! I hope you're still laughing and enjoying the holiday.
I was just googling Irish stuff on YouTube and found this dance performance which I enjoyed ...
hey janis b !!
As much as I can!
Interesting dance piece, btw!!
xxxooo
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
"As much as I can"
I'm sure you're doing your best. What more can we do ; ).
Trinity Roots ...
Nothing randy here
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981