Trumpist Party being formed

Greetings fellow swampers and those preferring to remain dry (henceforth the latter category of hydrophobic individuals will be acronymized into anonymity as TPTRD). There is always room for TPTRD types at the swamp--well at least in my swamp. Y'all come and take a dip.

CNN viewership dropped 44% in the last week. No Trump-->no viewers. Where did those excess viewers go? Dunno but probably turned on some sitcom with canned laughter.

Reminds me of the canned applause at Biden's inauguration--just in case you might not have been able to see (or stomach) the sight of Biden tottering in the breeze, raising his hand, perhaps thinking he needed permission to go to the restroom. The JoJo swearing on the Bible that he would uphold the law (DNC version).

Well, The Raging Lefties (TRL) have mainly simmered down. Not a TRL complaint (except from Jimmie Dore types) about M4A being DOA.

For those noticing the acronymization of this posting, congratulations. I am preparing for the day when we become implanted with externally readable microchips (ERM). Then conversation will cease necessary except to exchange 32 bit long utterances. We will simply be "read" by our betters to find out:

A. What we think

B. What we like

C. What we desire

After integrating numerically the responses obtained from ERMs, the DNC government will tell us:

1. What we MUST think

2. What we used to like is bad for us

3. Our desires must be government approved

As feared by many, but not all, is the zombie-like reappearance of the presumably dead Donald J. Trump. One aspect of the reappearance of the holy Trump, blessed be his name, is the aggregation of disciples, adherents, fans, parasites, and other hanger-on types hoping to bask in His Glory, blessed be his name (BBHN).

Now, for those whose memories have faded of my former duties in assisting The Great One (aka The Great Orange One), I present his Trumpness presenting me with tools with which to assist his operations.

See below.

Fellow swampers and TPTRD:

It is my enormous pleasure to announce to you (or y'all or all y'all) that The Donald has once again chosen me to assist in reviving MAGA for future generations. Thus, I will be assisting in Trumpist Party organization in (you guessed it) Southern Florida.

The news is imminently set for release--very imminent.

What are the goals of the Trumpist Party you ask?

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

(headphones advised)

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfWmNJt4D4]

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Alligator Ed's picture

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

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Here's a new one brought to you all by AE. Label yourselves away - that's what keeps us divided. Enjoy your new slot! Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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won't be b'low sea level in 10 years.

be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --

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@enhydra lutris You can't put water below water--cause it's all water.

Have you ever tried to drown a rain puddle? What happens? Your shoes get wet. That's all.

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https://www.qwant.com/?q=acronyms%20white%20supremacy%20san%20francisco%...

Welcome back, my Dems, to the show that never ends…

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@lotlizard Let's count the San Fran AllStar fuck-you-uppers:
Playing lead guitar: Grabbin' Gavin Nuisance. Yeah.
Playing rhythm guitar: Willie the Queenmaker Brown
Playing the drums: Nuisance Nancy Pelosi (related by marriage and Omertà with GGN
Playing bass is Tuneless Harris; she only plays one note but her backing vocal giggles are worth the show
Roadies: Tom Perez (oops not from S.F.)
Bernie Derevolutionary Sanders, imported from NYC pushes unsuspecting rubes into the maw of the machine.

Maw of the Machine--that phrase has a certain majesty don't ya think?

JtC: is it politically correct to criticize BS = Bernard Sanders?

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