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vtcc73's picture

Closing in on 250 years of independence and every fear of the founders about the ability of people to self govern have come to pass. As a nation we are at the lowest ever and this assclown has put down the shovel in exchange for a 21st century excavator. There has to be a bottom down there somewhere but I can’t imagine how much more digging it will take to hit bottom. Or how much more we can survive.

Oh. And where the fuck did all that non-orange hair come from? His hair hasn’t been that plentiful or that color since he could see his pecker without placing a mirror on the floor. The goober who painted this monstrosity is on one seriously bad trip of hallucinogens.

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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

Pricknick's picture

@vtcc73
blame hallucinogens.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

vtcc73's picture

@Pricknick @Pricknick @Pricknick sitting at the bar flaming lawyers. “All lawyers are assholes!”

The guy down the bar stands up points at the guy and yells, “Take that back!”

“Why? Are you a lawyer?”

“No I’m an asshole!”

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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

thanatokephaloides's picture

@Pricknick

Don't blame hallucinogens.

NO lie!

If anything, I'd entertain the idea of insufficient hallucinogen usage in the history of the creator/trix of this PAINting!

Wink

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

polkageist's picture

I will forget this as soon as I can.

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-Greed is not a virtue.
-Socialism: the radical idea of sharing.
-Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy, In a speech at the White House, 1962

thanatokephaloides's picture

@polkageist

Legacy of Hype?

I will forget this as soon as I can.

It cannot be unseen, alas!

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Bollox Ref's picture

Truly, an awful 'painting'.

Almost as bad as the cloying gloop that was 'The Painter of Light'.

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And what are the UFO's seen via the window on the left?

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

thanatokephaloides's picture

@Bollox Ref

"What a load of bilge"

Truly, an awful 'painting'.

Almost as bad as the cloying gloop that was 'The Painter of Light'.

Don't diss Thomas Kincade like that! At least Kincade's work is bright, colorful, and entertaining!

The style of tonight's artistic vomitus reminds me of the work of another "artist". One who got rejected by the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts in 1903 because when demanded to depict faces -- a task he avoided whenever possible -- said depictions came off as soulless, lifeless, and devoid of pathos of any sort. I speak, of course, of Adolf Hitler. (Good evening, Counselor Godwin!)

Bad

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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@thanatokephaloides
Are funny.

'Painter of Light', not so much.

(Turner, Corot, Monet, etc., rolling around in despair)

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

thanatokephaloides's picture

@Bollox Ref

The 'works' of the fraud known as Thomas Kincade

Are funny.

'Painter of Light', not so much.

(Turner, Corot, Monet, etc. rolling around in despair)

Nonetheless, still possessed of more artistic values than this essay's subject. Of course, the schematic diagram of a typical analog transistor radio is also still possessed of more artistic values than this essay's subject, so......

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

thanatokephaloides's picture

@thanatokephaloides

Of course, the schematic diagram of a typical analog transistor radio is also still possessed of more artistic values than this essay's subject, so......

The schematic diagram has two recognizable advantages over the painting that is this essay's subject: it enables one to either repair said radio or build another just like it. I can find no similar usefulness in the painting that is this essay's subject.

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Lookout's picture

"Gawd bless the death of America and its empire"

Or...
"Last supper of the empire"?

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

snoopydawg's picture

@Lookout

on Twitter. I tweeted the 1st one with the picture. Both are good. This is getting lots of interesting responses on Twitter. Anti Trumpers are ticked that Douglas and Kennedy is in it. The 'woke' folks are LTAO.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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“ …and when we destroy nature, we diminish our capacity to sense the divine,and understand who God is, and what our own potential is and duties are as human beings.- RFK jr. 8/26/2024

Granma's picture

@ovals49

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Bollox Ref's picture

George Washington must have the longest arms ever recorded...

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

snoopydawg's picture

@Bollox Ref

I missed how far back he’s standing whilst still laying hands on the Trump. I’d love to know what went through the guy’s head who thought this up?

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

janis b's picture

Left or right, bible or keys? Does it make a difference?

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And I love the unidentifiable "founders" in the portrait.

I think W painted this after a night with a bottle.

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"Without the right to offend, freedom of speech does not exist." Taslima Nasrin

wendy davis's picture

thomas kinkaid:

Let it Drone, Let it Drone, Let it Drone...

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edg's picture

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to the afterlife! There's a special place reserved just for you!

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