Overnight Caption Contest (XXXIII)

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WoodsDweller's picture

displaying their new design for blotter acid.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett

earthling1's picture

this ugly fucker for these!

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After six years, still getting robo-calls from Marriot Hotels.
They're like herpes.

jwa13's picture

... is perrrrfect bait to lure squirrel and moose into Fearless Leader's dastardly trap ...

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When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.

edg's picture

@jwa13

Boris and Natasha Ruble.png

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edg's picture

Why, a stack of 6 trillion bailout bucks would reach the moon and halfway back!

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

The rest is ours.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

These come in 1s? I never knew that.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

snoopydawg's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

joe shikspack's picture

@snoopydawg

i wonder who went to the flaming asshole's house to get that picture.

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Shahryar's picture

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longtalldrink's picture

@Shahryar

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Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin

Bollox Ref's picture

...if I can wear gloves."

Mrs. M.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Pricknick's picture

customers were stuffing these in her panties."

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

longtalldrink's picture

I'm Batman...you're Catwoman...and that's Alfred in the background making sure nobody sneaks up on us. Wait...you don't want to be Catwoman? You rather be Pussy Galore? Ok ok...as long as I'M Batman.

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Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin

Centaurea's picture

Such an excellent deal, we couldn't pass it up!

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

The Liberal Moonbat's picture

New from Estée Lauder.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

snoopydawg's picture

Heh...

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

@snoopydawg

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snoopydawg's picture

@MrWebster

I love the way he snuck in the punch line.
T - hee

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

  1. OK, so whose idea was it to let these two idiots in here?
  2. Can I put them back in the box now? I mean the dollars.
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Hawkfish's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

From some of the comments it seems like they are well known, but since I don’t watch MSM I don’t recognise them.

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@Hawkfish

and his wife.

Don't know who the other guy is.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

My gloves cost more than you poor bastards make in a year, so THAT IS WHY I actually have to do "the thing" with him.

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Situational Lefty's picture

with all the money their bald friend stole from the bank.

It's the latest screwball comedy!

"My Boyfreind's Bald and He's going to be Incorporated!"

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The United States of America is the birthplace of Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Emma Lazarus.

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It's all about the Benjamins baby!

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jwa13's picture

I very much doubt that a lowly $$ingle has ever before crossed a Mnuchin palm -- he comes from a "Benjamins only" socioeconomic stratum --

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When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.