Overnight Caption Contest (XXXIII)
Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Wed, 03/25/2020 - 6:25pm

That's the title of an RSN item I just got in my email box today.
It's short, so I'm going to post about half of it here.
Today I was awakened by my iPhone chirping a new message from my news app:
Trump hearings launch Kamala Harris
Oops!

