Please be more polite, Mr. Sanders
Please attempt to upgrade your tone
It's felt you should show greater deference
To she who is heir to the throne.

Please show more respect, Mr. Sanders
Don't be too proud to bend at the knee
Be mindful that you're in the presence
Of America's own royalty.

Please don't poison young minds, Mr. Sanders
You've made way too much of a fuss
Just remember those crusaders you're leading
When you're done will revert back to us.

Time to fall into line, Mr. Sanders
Soon you will need our support
So please don't lash out too hard at the system
That ensures you'll be coming up short.

You've made quite a splash, Mr Sanders
And we thank you for playing the game
But the rules of the house guarantee
That the outcome is always the same.