America's Most Wanted

Have you seen this sock puppet?

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This sock is wanted on all tubes of the internets and a reward is being offered by the Minister of Propaganda, Moulkas Marsitsos of the Gilded Blogsters for DINOs and his website, The Daily Purge.

This sock is known for hanging out with BernieBros, bribing finches to take political stands, praising the evils of socialism, and hating Hillary for being a woman who has always looked out for minorities, even in the countries she voted to destroy. In brief, this BernieBot sock puppet is brained and dangerous. We will spare no expense to disembowel his cottony innards on the pike of righteous indignation that we are so joyous to provide to wayward thinkers.

Information leading to the drawing and quartering of this heinous criminal of low-voltage electrons will be rewarded with changing your banishment from The Daily Purge to a mere year-long time out (for your own good). This TO will provide you with time to study the history of Clintonia and to come to grips with the truthiness that the validity of what we are telling you is true, correct, and as soon as we round up all the videos, immutable. The TO is a time to finally accept our understanding, which is beyond your own limited capabilities, conceptual models, and social awareness. You will be forgiven by the Great and Glorious for your racism, misogyny, and even being a poor disenchanted old sod.

So head over to the HelpDesk at the Bastille and help us find this internet crime lord and get justice for yourself. May Kas have mercy on your sorry souls.

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ChemBob's picture

n/t

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WindDancer13's picture

check out the trending twitters at #BernieMadeMeWhite

And thanks for the smile!

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OLinda's picture

Sounds real to me, ChemBob. Smile

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moneysmith's picture

But I'm a sucker for sock critters, so it was a pretty easy sell.

Now, the question is -- what will they do at the Daily Purge if her Highness isn't the nominee? Will the banished be invited to return? Or will the entire operation just sputter along, running on fumes from a new crop of innocents?

Actually, forget I asked, CB. Who gives a flying monkey what those wankers do?

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Miep's picture

We should be above it all.

But at the moment, even with Clinton still very much in the lead, I am finding recent developments hilarious.

If he actually wins? Ima gonna lmao. It would so serve them right for enforcing all this hands off stuff so early on.

But it will also cement their reputation as a censorial loser site, left behind by events, no longer relevant.

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Stay on track. Stay in lane. Don't throw rocks.

Lookout's picture

to have cottony innards. Pretty funny!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

dervish's picture

but I'm no snitch, sorry.

Hey, what does the rating "NR" mean at the GOS?

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kharma's picture

you don't have ratings ability "No Rate"

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GreyWolf's picture

wanted bob_0.jpg

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ChemBob's picture

Made me LOL, seriously.

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The Bastards Banned the Bunny!!
Smile

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In troubled years that came before the deluge
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magiamma's picture

It's a sock monkey. Just sayin...

these are sock puppets... Smile
recommended for age eight and up
(totally made me laugh)

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ChemBob's picture

to caucus99%r's if they haven't skulked around a bit on the HelpDesk at the GOS.

There was (is?) a running and somewhat ridiculous discourse on sock puppetry that seems to have resulted in the banning of Christin while GeeBeeBee (sorry if I said your name wrong) was blamed for this and that, Thumb was fighting the good fight, etc.

The sock puppet evidence was convoluted, weird, worthy of a Columbo episode, and I gave up on thinking about it. I kept getting the emails because I had posted in the thread during the time when my DKOS addiction had kicked in.

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Bisbonian's picture

the "help" desk until a week or so ago. Do they actually help anyone?

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Azazello's picture

I got no idea what they do. Now hold your nose and come on over to TOP for the BAK Open Thread

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We wanted decent healthcare, a living wage and free college.
The Democrats gave us Biden and war instead.

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

Thumb's picture

There's not a lot of evidence they do. When Christin was originally busted replying to a comment with one of her socks it was brushed off and the help desk thread was closed. When I saw they used an obvious false flag sockpuppet against geebeebee I took it as a mission to dig out what information was available and throw the inconsistency of their rules in their faces until it was overwhelming and obvious that the issues wasn't going away.

What was depressing was the level of cult support lined up behind such an obvious case of blatant rule breaking.

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Miep's picture

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Stay on track. Stay in lane. Don't throw rocks.

Thumb's picture

But there was a point when Christin's reinforcements came out in force and I just had to back away. geebeebee was ultimately banned for pushing back against his false flag sock puppet at the help desk.

I still lurk around TOP, and the sudden burst of 2-week old socks from recently banned users is so obvious.

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"Polls don't tell us how well a candidate is doing; Polls tell us how well the media is doing." ~ Me

Deja's picture

Sometimes help desk is wayyy more entertaining than TOP. I poke around there a bit, and actually help when I can. Well, I did. Not so much anymore.

I did happen upon Phoenix Woman getting banned by elfling herself while on a TO right there on help desk. The only thing that would've made it more delicious would to have been subscribed to the thread and seen it, more or less, in real time!

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Thumb's picture

... epic.

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Deja's picture

Indeed!

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ChemBob's picture

Is there a way to remove it?

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WindDancer13's picture

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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.--Aristotle
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Deja's picture

But you can edit out the info in the second one and just say Double Post, or whatever. That's what I've done on the ones I actually know about.

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Miep's picture

You can edit it down to "duplicate comment please ignore."

I've noticed that comments will double post if you send them again even if they look like they didn't go the first time.

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Stay on track. Stay in lane. Don't throw rocks.

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