Overnight Caption Contest (XXIV)

Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 7:54pm

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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 7:55pm
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by on the cusp on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 7:57pm

n/t

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:07pm
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Why is he even running?

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Submitted by Wally on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:11pm
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In reference to that one guy Biden was reacting to and challenging to a pushup contest about a month ago.

Oh and to make sure, I looked it up and it turns out to be the wrong advice:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-...

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Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:16pm
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@Wally

it does look like the horizontal lines on the dress do add volume.

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Submitted by Wally on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:26pm
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@janis b

I really don't know. Maybe it depends on the width and contrasting color of the stripes against the fabric.

Maybe Joe and the guy in the horizontal stripes were debating the very same thing.

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Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:38pm
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@Wally

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Submitted by Socialprogressive on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:17pm
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I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.

Submitted by pro left on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:13pm

I just want to go home.

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Submitted by Centaurea on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 1:02am
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@pro left

Let's go home.

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Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:24pm

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:42pm
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@Dr. John Carpenter

wants to shake the man's brains up. He (Biden) certainly messes my brain up.

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Submitted by dystopian on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:26pm
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Come on man, malarkey!

Or... Hey Corn Pop!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

Submitted by QMS on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:27pm
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first choice
second would be
I own you
the biden snare

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question everything

Submitted by The Liberal Moonbat on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:40pm
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...the Father, the Son, and the Holy Barack, BE HEALED!!!"

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:43pm
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@The Liberal Moonbat

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Submitted by QMS on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:47pm
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@janis b
just heel me already
and get your creepy hands
offa me shoulders

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question everything

Submitted by janis b on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:52pm
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@QMS @QMS

go back to hell.

[video:https://youtu.be/OD8gvoXG4Xc]

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Submitted by doh1304 on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 11:43pm

@The Liberal Moonbat
Mine was going to be, "I baptize you in the name of... uh... uh, My Boss... uh...where's the water?"

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On to Biden since 1973

Submitted by The Liberal Moonbat on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 1:46am
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@doh1304 rich people in the US, Canada, Australia, and India have been spontaneously developing the power to cure scrofula.

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

Submitted by Pricknick on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:50pm
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knee to nut shot."
If he ever touched me like that without permission I'd cripple his sex life.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Submitted by Bollox Ref on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:50pm
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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Submitted by apenultimate on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 8:55pm

But don't ever take sides against the DNC family . . .

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Submitted by The Voice In th... on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 9:13pm

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

Submitted by dystopian on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 9:19pm
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I told you not to vote for me!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
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both - Albert Einstein

Submitted by joe shikspack on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 9:39pm
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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 10:00pm
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by Lily O Lady on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 10:28pm
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I’m angry.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Submitted by Centaurea on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 10:40pm
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*jabs at man's shoulder*

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Submitted by vtcc73 on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 10:52pm
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You don’t actually blow. That just what the call it.

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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

Submitted by JtC on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 10:57pm

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Submitted by WoodsDweller on Fri, 01/31/2020 - 11:17pm
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... let me smell that scruffy beard!

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

Submitted by Situational Lefty on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 12:21am
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You brave American Patriot!

I do it to men, too. See!

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"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian

Submitted by mimi on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 2:46am
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into quarantine.

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https://www.euronews.com/live

Submitted by Cassiodorus on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 4:05am
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to defeat Bernie?

Joe Biden's Paid Speech Buoyed the GOP in Midwest Battleground

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The ruling classes need an extra party to make the rest of us feel as if we participate in democracy. That's what the Democrats are for. They make the US more durable than the Soviet Union was.

Submitted by entrepreneur on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 6:38am

stop for dinner.

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Submitted by boriscleto on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 8:51am
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" In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "

Submitted by CB on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 9:21am
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"I'm a gonna make you an offer you can't refute. Capiche?"

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Submitted by Wally on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 9:50am
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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 11:21am
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Joe Biden resorts to voter hypnosis.

"You are getting centrist...You are getting VERY centrist...."

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by Bob In Portland on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 11:38am
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@Not Henry Kissinger Awesome!

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Submitted by longtalldrink on Sat, 02/01/2020 - 11:58am
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and then wait for everyone to ask me why,why,why,why?

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