Tulsi Gabbard Files $50 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Hillary Clinton
Tusli Gabbard is suing Ghoul of Politics Past Hillary Clinton for more than $50 million in damages, after Clinton’s allegation on a podcast with the irrepressible but passé David Plouffe that Gabbard was Russia's chosen candidate to take over the Democratic party (and my assumption: not just the party; she'd take over the country, name herself Supreme Ruler Tulsiskaya Gabbardeva, and then nuke real Americans like Faillary. It's inferred, but I think I'm on the right track.)
Anyway, Gabbard's lawsuit claims that Clinton permanently damaged her reputation by describing her as a “Russian asset.” Straight from Clinton's cakehole: “I’m not making any predictions, but I think they’ve got their eye on someone who’s currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate. She’s the favorite of the Russians.”
Could be talking about Andrew Yang, right? He seems to be trying too hard to blend in as a regular guy who is definitely not a Russian asset, methinks.
There was also this: “That’s assuming Jill Stein will give it up, which she might not because she’s also a Russian asset. Yeah, she’s a Russian asset—I mean, totally.” So... whoever was at the controls of Clinton's brain fell asleep and drooled on the dashboard.
While Clinton didn't directly say "Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian asset!" and the Hillbot Nation powered up to collectively say "so why is Tulsi denying it when she wasn't named? QED!" a Clinton representative named Nick Merrill put the speculation to rest, quipping when asked if Clinton meant Gabbard: “If the nesting doll fits.” Nick, if you're reading this and you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, DM me.
As is usually the case when establishmentarians face consequences and backlash from the rabble, the whining about misreporting/taking out of context was dialled up to 11. (Why does this always happen to Poor Faillary?! Whyyyyyyyyyy do baaaaad things ALWAYS happen to goooooood people?)
Anyway, I'm feeling like there isn't a jar in the world Tulsi Gabbard can't open. You can find the lawsuit and some reporting on it here: