Overnight Caption Contest (XXIII)

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Pricknick's picture

I just want to hug you to DEATH.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

mimi's picture

the question is who says that to whom.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@mimi CwzGpCnUoAAZuPA.jpg

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

"Only if I can lead, Bernie."

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Her recent interview showed just how vile HER is. "No one likes Bernie." Yeah, none of HER corporate friends that is.

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Now I will be the next President.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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where Donald Trump does NOT become President.

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Situational Lefty's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

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"He is the truest friend; he has the farthest vision; he is the greatest man I have ever known." --Winston Churchill on Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@Situational Lefty

Hillary chooses Bernie for VP in 2016 and the last four years look a helluva lot different.

Who knows whether better or worse, but definitely a parallel dimension.

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

She would have won, and Bernie would be stuck in a useless, powerless position.

The VP is only powerful if either the President dies, or the VP has a lot of support from the goons who really run our society--or if the President lets him be top dog for some other reason. Most of the time, the VP is a placeholder. George H.W. Bush and Dick Cheney were exceptions. George had the power of having been the head of the CIA (and having, in Reagan's second term, a president with dementia). Cheney had both support from the extra-governmental goons and the ability (I believe) to outface George W., who, IMO, isn't an alpha dog. How much power did Gore have? How much power did Walter Mondale have? Gerald Ford?

Interestingly, the VPs who have the most power seem to be real pieces of work, quite horrible, now that I think of it; George H.W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Spiro Agnew are the most powerful VPs of my lifetime. Yuck.

Anyway, Bernie obviously has no support in the intelligence community, the petrochemical industry, or among bankers and brokers. He might have a bit of support from the "defense" industry, but not nearly as much as Hillary, who's willing (even eager) to give them everything they want. He has no external resources that would have allowed him to be anything except her errand/whipping boy.

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal @Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

I'm glad she didn't.

Bernie's in a much more influential position now than he would've been as second banana in a Hillbot Administration.

But honestly, how many of us would NOT have voted for that ticket if Hillary named Bernie Her running mate in 2016?

(Makes me queasy just thinking about it....)

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger

I've never voiced it via a hashtag, but Hillary will never get anything from me.

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

dystopian's picture

Does this pup tent and fake smile make me look phony?

I got away with cheating you, na na na na na na.

And now you have to publicly hug me!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

snoopydawg's picture

I'm going to hold on to it until I find the right time to stick it in your back."

Gawd that phony twit.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@snoopydawg

Smile

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

Lily O Lady's picture

swallow you, Bernie.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

@Lily O Lady

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Tulsi Gabbard 2020 !

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

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@Bollox Ref

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

I came, I saw, he got cheated! CACKLE CACKLE!

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A PROUD Hillary hater since 1993

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I've rigged the primary and am going to get away with it. Suck it.

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“The trouble [with injustice] is that once you see it, you can’t unsee it. And once you’ve seen it, keeping quiet, saying nothing, becomes as political an act as speaking out. There is no innocence. Either way, you’re accountable.”
-- Arundhati Roy

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Even though I'm hugging you, everyone knows I detest you and will stab you in the back at every turn. Come here, hon, and give mama a hug.

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“The trouble [with injustice] is that once you see it, you can’t unsee it. And once you’ve seen it, keeping quiet, saying nothing, becomes as political an act as speaking out. There is no innocence. Either way, you’re accountable.”
-- Arundhati Roy

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@MrWebster

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

snoopydawg's picture

Good grief this is hard to watch but make sure you watch it through to where Whoopied talks.

Let's caption this.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
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@snoopydawg Can there be four more stupid people in the media?

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@snoopydawg Don't tell me they've assimilated Guinan?!?

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

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@The Liberal Moonbat

(The) Resistance is futile.

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@The Liberal Moonbat

When I first posted it it showed the view with Whoopie I don't know what happened to it.
Weird

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

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@snoopydawg

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BERNIE: What happen?
VOTERS: Somebody rigged us up the election.
NINA: We get E-mail.
BERNIE: What (I'm sorry, my hearing's not what it used to be)!
NINA: Damn E-mail turn on.
BERNIE: It's you!!
HILLARY: HOW ARE YOU BERNIEBROS!!
ALL YOUR VOTE ARE BELONG TO ME.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO HUMILIATION.
BERNIE: What you say (I can't hear you over the sound of that huge gunshot to the foot)!!
HILLARY: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO BEAT TRUMP BE MY BITCH.
HER HER HER HER ....

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

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@The Liberal Moonbat

IN A.D. 2016, WAR WAS BEGINNING...

BERNIE: What happen?
VOTERS: Somebody rigged us up the election.
NINA: We get E-mail.
BERNIE: What (I'm sorry, my hearing's not what it used to be)!
NINA: Damn E-mail turn on.
BERNIE: It's you!!
HILLARY: HOW ARE YOU BERNIEBROS!!
ALL YOUR VOTE ARE BELONG TO ME.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO HUMILIATION.
BERNIE: What you say (I can't hear you over the sound of that huge gunshot to the foot)!!
HILLARY: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO BEAT TRUMP BE MY BITCH.
HER HER HER HER ....

For Great Justice, take off, every Zig!

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

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@thanatokephaloides  
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/ZeroWing

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@thanatokephaloides hillaryborg_2.jpg

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

edg's picture

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Lily O Lady's picture

@edg

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@JtC

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@JtC Cwb3bDRWgAIbgVP.jpg

Cwb6eaaWEAAIEDK.jpg

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Situational Lefty's picture

where people were dropping off items into the "bottomless hole" to get rid of them, and a guy walks up and says, "I was a fool to think anyone would ever want nude photos of Whoopi Gholdbergh" and he drops it down the hole and then the hole throws it back at him.

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"He is the truest friend; he has the farthest vision; he is the greatest man I have ever known." --Winston Churchill on Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Situational Lefty's picture

congratulates her 2016 opponent for losing the 2020 election.

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"He is the truest friend; he has the farthest vision; he is the greatest man I have ever known." --Winston Churchill on Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Anja Geitz's picture

No one really likes Hillary.

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier

Situational Lefty's picture

problem solved.

Why do we even have to listen to that right-wing pretend democrat try to explain herself?

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"He is the truest friend; he has the farthest vision; he is the greatest man I have ever known." --Winston Churchill on Franklin Delano Roosevelt

and his little band of deplorables.

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greets Albus Dumbledore.

Forgive the Harry Potter reference. It was the first thing that popped in my head.

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They get people debating whether they should elect a crook in a red hat or a crook in a blue hat, rather than whether or not they should be forced to elect crooks. -Caitlin Johnstone

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@Jen

though I doubt J.K. Rowling would appreciate it.

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@Jen

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Bernie 2020: Hey, you didn't think this would be easy, did you?

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Now if only we can get a herd of centaurs to haul Hillary away into the Forbidden Forest.

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@edg  

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longtalldrink's picture

Back from campaigning for me already?

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Well done is better than well said-Ben Franklin