Rambling Joe and the million dollar Putin bots
Submitted by snoopydawg on Sat, 12/28/2019 - 10:50pm
Reporter: So you wouldn't comply if you were subpoenaed to testify in an impeachment trial before the senate?
Biden: [stabbing finger into the table, gnashing teeth] Trump's going to get away..! and Putin and his bots don't want me to be president!pic.twitter.com/VW4ZVr7bUW
— cursed-dem wine cave (@kallllisti) December 28, 2019
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Ho ho ho! Jo Jo won't go!
No malarkey. Byedone defying a lawful subpoena. This ain't Janet Lynch's DOJ. This ain't his buddy Barry's white house. El Trumpo already has his executioners, politically, racing to go at him.
Rudy! Rudy! Get this mumbling, stumbling pest outta here! He's interfering with my golf swing.
Joe Malarkey.
I still say he drops out before Iowa.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Yech!
After listening to creepy Biden I need to get into the shower and wash the slime off.
Don’t listen, take my word for it.
A little earlier I listened to 2 minutes of Biden at his community event in Iowa, droning on monotonously in an intimate whisper. Truly creepy. I won’t ever do that again. If he makes it to the finals I will give up all hope for America. Time to burn some sage, seriously.
But if you don't listen to him
then how can you tell what he says here? You can brain bleach afterwards. I agree with you that if Joe is elected then there is no hope for changing the direction of the country.
Joe brags about how he and MyBoss' tenure obeyed all the laws, but it was Eric Holder their AG who was charged with criminal contempt of congress. The first attorney general ever to be charged with that. Scandal free my left buttock.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
I listened to it
I’ll be honest, it didn’t seem as bad as many other clips of him that I’ve seen. He seemed belligerent, defensive, and dishonest... in other words, typical Biden, perhaps slightly more coherent than usual as he did manage to mostly stay on topic.
But at least he wasn’t fondling any children while their parents smile and ignore his behavior. Those clips really do make me want to throw up. He’s a sickening, disgusting person. Right up there with HRC and Heir Trump himself.
Just for a bit of fun, try this quick quiz. I missed several of these questions! Hahaha... this is the person the democrats want as trumps competition?!?
Who Said It: Trump or Biden?
I flunked it
8/15 was my score. I tried going by sentence structure on a few and went with Trump, but it was Biden that said it. A week or so ago I posted a video of Joe trying to say something and said that the debates between Trump and Biden would be great because both of them would offer up word salads and no one could understand either of them. That would be the only thing I'd look forward to if Joe gets the nod.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Is 8 out of 15 flunking?
After all, it said nobody's drawing bigger crowds than us. We're gonna win this thing.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
I hate to say it,
but I think Trump is marginally more coherent. Possibly a little more awful, but more coherent.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
LOL!
I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.
I got six.
it said, "This is bad. This is really bad. You are having trouble telling Trump and Biden apart."
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Quite honestly,
I don't ever want to hear him again. I can read about him here, but there is no such bleach that will ever be effective in reducing the stain of his words and especially his voice and presence, for me. I still haven't gotten over yesterday's peek.
And pollster tell us that tens of millions prefer him over Bern
I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.
As I've said often
I now literally have no idea whether those polls are trustworthy or not.
They could be on the up and up. Or they could all be a load of garbage.
I no longer have any automatic trust in such things.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
I simply can't believe the polls
suggesting Bye-done is 1st or 2nd. Whatttt? He's the worst of the worst. A definite loser. How can anyone with two functioning brain cells support him?
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
I distrust the polls.
The man is occasionally incoherent, doesn't present himself well in public, has no particular ideas about governance or policies, and when my progressive pals defend him when caught sniffing little girls' hair by saying he is just an old fashioned politician who hugs his constituents, I want to throw something at their heads.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Must be push polls...
using the poll to push their candidate. Bye-done has a policy...warmongering
https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/joe-biden-warmonger/
...and let's see there's the crime bill
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/22/us/politics/joe-bidens-role-in-90s-cr...
Former Vice President Joe Biden boasted at a 2007 Democratic presidential debate that the 1994 Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act originated as the “Biden crime bill” before it became known as the “Clinton crime bill.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/445832-joe-biden-in-2007-it-was-th...
How about they way he helped working people by denying them to declare bankruptcy?
https://www.gq.com/story/joe-biden-bankruptcy-bill
...and so much more -
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/01/the-case-against-joe-bide...
So I ask again how can he be a top tier candidate. The Dims live up to their name.
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
I should have clarified that he has
no new policies. His bankruptcy bill and crime bill must have been so damn perfect to him, he has offered no tweaks.
He is quite satisfied with his stellar work.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Trump is getting away?
What is this, a Western? This is the opposition’s frountrunner America. Sigh.
Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.
It's Harry Potter.
For a split second, Uncle Vernon stood framed in the doorway; then he let out a bellow like an angry bull and dived at Harry, grabbing him by the ankle.
Ron, Fred, and George seized Harry’s arms and pulled as hard as they could.
“Petunia!” roared Uncle Vernon. “He’s getting away! HE’S GETTING AWAY!”
asdf
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Or maybe it's more like this...
I think this should be required viewing for anyone wanting to become an American citizen or even to live here for any length of time.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
I am now a bot.
I don't want you to be president either joe.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.