Here is proof the Neolibs don't give a crap about us.

Submitted by Alligator Ed on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 10:56pm

We all know that TPTB have been sticking their paws down our throats to grab our food. But, as a Learned One said, protostomes (or some such genus/phylum whatever) must have another opening for egress of previous ingested material.

Just when you thought you were safe in the bathroom of your choice, belief, or imagining, the Neolibs are going to stick you in your ass.

Standard Toilet gets you in the end. No ifs ands or, yes butts.

Here's a turd that won't flush.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 11:29pm

Hopefully the ADA will can this idea

Approved by the British Toilet Association (BTA), a members organisation that campaigns for better toilet facilities, the StandardToilet sits at a downward angle of 13 degrees. After around five minutes of sitting, this will cause strain on the legs, similar to a low level squat thrust, but “not enough to cause health issues,” reassures Mahabir Gill, founder of StandardToilet. “Anything higher than that would cause wider problems. Thirteen degrees is not too inconvenient, but you’d soon want to get off the seat quite quickly.”

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by Alligator Ed on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 11:49pm

Ouch!

@snoopydawg I would call you out for that outrageous pun, but who am I to complain?

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk]

Submitted by Pricknick on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 11:47pm

I'm all for

shitting on the floor next to it.
Although urinals may start to look more inviting.
[video:https://youtu.be/zM1P0oc2-es]

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Submitted by CB on Fri, 12/20/2019 - 9:40am

I'm now marketing a blow up seat cover

with an integral 13 degree slope. It is soft and comfortable for extended use yet will fit readily into your pocket or purse when deflated. Washable and hygienic.

$19.95 plus s&h.

Free delivery if you order 4 or more. Makes an excellent gift for co-workers. Available in pink, blue or tan.

Submitted by thanatokephaloides on Fri, 12/20/2019 - 12:29am