Beto O’Rourke: ‘Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt’ Trump Tried To Collude With Russia

Oh lookie here. Another RUSSIA!!! did It fraud.

Beto O’Rourke: ‘Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt’ Trump Tried To Collude With Russia

In an interview with CBS’ Gayle King that aired Friday morning, O’Rourke did not reiterate his prior calls to impeach the president, but did say he believes Trump attempted to either collude or obstruct justice.

Another jackass heard from.

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Pluto's Republic's picture

These are the months of the campaign when the stupid and the evil make themselves little dunce hats to wear so we know who they are.

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The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself.
– Albert Camus

is beyond a reasonable doubt.
He is a lawmaker.
Discussing a legal procedure.
I did not realize when he was trying to beat Cruz that he was an idiot, but I was really busy at the time...

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We were constantly reminded that Bernie wrote about rape in a novel he wrote. Or something, I never paid any attention to it, but the Hillbots hung that around Bernie's neck and they still are. Beta thinks that he should be president because he wants it so badly. "Man do I want to be president" so move along Liz and Kamillary, I'm saying it's my turn.

"Buff My Balls": Beto O'Rourke Wrote Creepy Poems; Joined Old School "Slaughterhouse" Hacker Group

O'Rourke, 46, acknowledged in an exclusive Reuters interview that he belonged to the oldest group of computer hackers in U.S. history - the Cult of the Dead Cow. Named after an abandoned Texas slaughterhouse, the "Hacktivist" group made headlines for developing tools that let ordinary people hack computers running Microsoft Windows.

Members of the group have protected O’Rourke’s secret for decades, reluctant to compromise his political viability. Now, in a series of interviews, CDC members have acknowledged O’Rourke as one of their own. In all, more than a dozen members of the group agreed to be named for the first time in a book about the hacking group by this reporter that is scheduled to be published in June by Public Affairs. O’Rourke was interviewed early in his run for the Senate. -Reuters

But wait.. of course there is more.

Around 1988, O'Rourke posted several strange writings under the handle "Psychedelic Warlord." In one, he fantasized about taking pleasure in murdering children by running them over with a car.

"As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," wrote O'Rourke.

In another writing - a poem called "THE SONG OF THE COW," O'Rourke worships a ball-buffing, butt-shining, ass-waxing cow that provides "milky wonder."


I need a butt-shine

Right now

Your are holy,

Oh, sacred cow

I thirst for you,

Provide Milk

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Love me, breathe my feet,

The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.

Oh, Milky winder, sing for us once more

Live your life, everlusting joy.

Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,

Enjoy my fruits

Provider of Cheese and other wonderful dairy products,

We will cleanse your inner intestines.

We will bathe in your Pungent Odor

Gather cotton.

Count my eyes,

Smell my skin,

Love the Scarecrow and the Milkman.

I live only for eternity,

Thirst for the undrinkable.

Hold the heat,

Praise the dough boy at the pizza shop.

Love the Oxen dung!

The Song of the Cow, a poem by @BetoORourke aka Psychedelic Warlord, circa 1988 (via @WeldPond and @josephmenn) Not telling you who to vote for but this will be the national anthem if Beto wins.

— Andy Greenberg (@a_greenberg) March 15, 2019

I love his new nickname. Let's make sure it goes viral.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

@snoopydawg when he wrote that. /s
One of my closest friends hauled him around east Texas and.
was actually featured in some of the Beto campaign videos.
My friend thought he was too left to win, I didn't think he was properly left enough to win.
Neither my pal nor I knows which one of us was correct.

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@on the cusp

He voted with republicans as much as Manchin did. Sounds more like Obama than any leftie.

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America is a pathetic nation; a fascist state fueled by the greed, malice, and stupidity of her own people.
- strife delivery

@snoopydawg power in Texas, and he was and is a Democrat. I think he has drifted right since he retired, but he is still a staunch Democrat. I think he would die of cardiac arrest if he cast a vote for a Republican. He coached Beto to turn down leftie rhetoric. Maybe to get him votes, maybe because my Democratic official just swung right.
At any rate, he knows I am just a blink of an eye from promoting communism,(people, please, as an economic theory!) and he knew I wanted Cruz out. He and I had a great visit recently.
He is a monster in political power circles. Any Texas candidate wants his endorsement.

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@on the cusp @on the cusp

Leftists don't join the Congressional New Democrat Coalition and remain a member until shortly before they announce for President.

He actually tried to join the Hispanic Caucus, too, which would serve him well, running in a state like Texas. However, the Hispanic Caucus politely refused him membership on the ground that...oh, you can guess.

ETA: Few, if any, leftists get caught insider trading, but Beto did.

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But it's far too kool for him. Now if he'd announced his candidacy under that name...
Beats the ever livin' out of "Don't Stop Thinking About Triangulation".

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A PROUD Hillary hater since 1993

I'm Democrat __________(insert name here)__________ and I'm not Trump!

And, in Beto's case, you can add:

I cynically resigned from the Congressional New Democrat Coalition not long before announcing that I'm running for President of the United States so that I can pretend to be the progressive that funkin' mass media called me when I ran against Cruz, even though I was still a member of CNDC at that time.

Well, that's all I need to know to decide my vote!

Please read Beto's wikipedia article and one article about misusing his Texas state office to help his father-in-law.

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I really wish our media would push these people on impeachment. It seems to me you if believe there’s conclusive evidence that Trump collided with Russia, it’s your duty to push that he be removed from office. How can they say “yeah, I believe this guy committed treason but let’s let him stay in office”?

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Dammit...every time I hear that guy's name I think of this song.

So, the only way to get it out of my head....

The Beto Shuffle

Sung to the tune of 'The Lido Shuffle' by Boz Scaggs
(I really didn't have to change too many of the lyrics)

Beto lost to Cruz 'cause he's a Texas hack.
But now he needs a job and so he's comin' back
At a upscale bar, in a boardroom john, a campaign stop
Just long enough to skim payola off the top

Next stop Dem town, Beto put the money down,
let 'em roll
He said one more con ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road

Whoah oh oh oh
He's for the money, he's for the show
Beto's making it up as he goes,

Whoah oh oh oh oh
He said one more con ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One more for the road

Beto will be runnin', havin' great big funnin'
till he gets the note
Sayin' toe the line or blow it
and that was all she wrote

He'll be makin' like a bee line,
headin' back to the donor line, still flat broke
Sayin' one more con ought to do it
Politics, ain't nothin' to it

One more for the road

Whoah oh oh oh
He's for the money, he's for the show
Beto's making it up as he goes,


Whoah oh oh oh oh oh
One more con ought to get it
One last shot then we quit it
One more for the road


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Peace Sells