Russia Hacked My Bank Account
I'm here in Michigan on vacation right now, but just before I left, Russia hacked my bank account. I know it was Russia because the news media has brainwashed informed me that Russia and Putin are responsible for every act of hacking that has ever or will ever occur.
Actually, it wasn't really my bank account that was hacked. They have pretty good security and my online account is protected with 2-factor authentication. The hack was done on a company with which I had used my debit card. Vlad Putin tried to transfer about $2,000 out of my account but I caught it and the fraud department at my bank canceled the transaction. What was ironic was that the entry for the fraudulent charge said it was from Citibank and it gave an 800 number for Citibank -- for their fraud department.
But I know it was Russia and not some kid sitting in his mom's basement somewhere in the world trying to score free money. I know this because a google search for the words 'russia hacking' returns 19,900,000 results. It's gotta be them.
Damn you, Vlad!!
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Glad you caught it.
Where in Michigan? I am upnorth between Roger City and Cheboygan on Lake Huron. Brrrr, cold. Big waves.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
Detroit area, north & south suburbs.
Putin left my toilet seat up
He also tracked in dirt, drank all the orange juice, and hacked the bathroom scale so that is says I'm fat.
Putin!
Wow,
Pffft! That’s nothing. He used all the ice cubes
when he was here last and DIDN’T FILL THE TRAYS BACK UP. Not only that, he didn’t put down the toilet seat.
The guy’s a savage.
I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa
I'm really sorry
it wasn't them it was me... ;-(
My only regret it was only $2k.
I need to do better.
/s
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!
This is the reason my bar bill
from the Volga River boat cruise was so damn high!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
Substitute “Japs” or “Jews” for “Russians” in today’s discourse
and you can see more clearly where we are and where the real danger of fascism and war is. Thanks, Democrats!
http://www.openculture.com/2014/08/dr-seuss-draws-racist-anti-japanese-c...
BTW, “atones”? I wouldn’t say “atones.” It’s not like Dr. Seuss donated all the profits from Horton Hears a Who to the Japanese American Citizens League.
That's ridiculous
"Substitute 'Japs' or 'Jews' for Russians" is a ridiculous comparison. Rightly or wrongly, and the evidence keeps saying rightly, this is about Putin and the Russian government, not the Russian people or their great culture and history. There were protests throughout Russia yesterday, many people there don't like Putin or their government either.
Beware the bullshit factories.
Americans hold many negative stereotypes
Some people, mainly the young who never experienced the pillaging of Russia by Americans during the 1990's, are protesting the increase of the pension age from 60 to 65 for men and 55 to 60 for women. They don't remember that their pensions under the USSR had been completely destroyed by the Americans and their lifespan had decreased 10 years due to mass unemployment which brought about alcoholism, suicides and poor health care.
Putin managed to rebuild the country despite massive sanctions by the US designed to destroy the Russian economy and make the Russian people's lives miserable. BTW, I can see the US Deep State's hand in fomenting protests.
Here's a taste of the real Russia.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJqDkc7MciQ]
In a classic example of projection
The American people think of Russia as a violent race of invading barbarians.
Heh.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
Don't do what we do, do what we say! n/t