Dear communitarians, not be confused with Commie-pinko-radical bastards, being as yesterday was Christmas, I, like many of you, overate. As a result I am still suffering from a case of shoe-in-mouth disease.

Owing to the fact that I have been taught to type with my nose by one of our communitarians, this limits the number of keys which can safely be pressed. So, instead, I will present an essay graced by many illustrations. The topic is "us versus them". We pretty much know who we is and I will introduce "them" to those who don't know them.

Here is what we think of Them:

This is what they think about "us"

Some more 99% musings on "them":

This is contrasted by the "concern" Congress shows for us:

Here is another example of "Them":

Pictured next is the ideologically opposed views of the Ds and Rs about each other:

Here "Them's" political ideology:

Before you communitarians think too harshly of "Them", please consider the social good They are doing in these times of austerity:

Please, do not misinterpret the breadlines as something selfish. Look at some of the other fine work the politicos are doing with our social support network:

Do we need speak about justice reform in Amerikkka? Here is the humanitarian example of community policing promulgated by "Them":

A movement is afoot to properly identify the political spectrum. Left or Right simply won't cover this anymore: There are too many pigeonholes to be satisfactorily accounted for by the simple two-dimensional scale. I find this solution much more appropriate:

Okay, okay. What is it that politicians really think about "us"?

NAFTA

Not.A.Fucking.Thing.at all